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Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children.jpg 846w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it’s only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like – do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android?  Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house?  And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1102w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher:  According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions.  Wow, Bon Appetite, guys!  Talk about “justice being served!”  Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him – they ALL did.  Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher – which seems kind of wasteful to me.  I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence:  After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.”  Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers.  I mean – come on!  If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them – just what is?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?

 

Scientists Recreate Tyrannosaurus Rex Sound:  While the fearsome roar of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on screen is plenty scary enough, naturalist Chris Packham and Vertebrate Paleontology professor Julia Clarke are using high tech devices to recreate the T-Rex’s sound – and they say it’s much more frightening than the way it’s been portrayed in the movies.  Now let me see, I hear a loud, vulgar, disgusting beast with tiny little hands – whatever could it be?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam.png 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Apple Is Reportedly Looking To Buy Shazam For A Cool $400 Million:  Apple is reportedly in the final stages of acquiring the music recognition app Shazam for the sum of $400 million.  I guess that must mean that while Apple has all these songs to sell over at their iTunes Store, they have no idea what they are and they’re hoping Shazam will be able to tell them.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones:  Apple has apologized to customers for deliberately slowing the performance of older iPhone models without those users’ consent.  This prompted mega-music service Spotify to apologize for trying to direct older people’s music selections toward slow songs.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/The-White-House-1... 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />White House Is Infested With Rodents and Insects:  Documents obtained by NBC show the White House is heavily infested with ants, cockroaches and rodents.  Yea, and by all indications – they’ve been busy sucking out every bit of blood they can manage from decent, hardworking American taxpayers.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Planet.jpg 1038w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Watery Planet Discovered:  Scientists have discovered a new type of alien planet — a steamy water world which astronomers are describing as larger than Earth, yet still smaller than Uranus.  Really?  That kind of makes me wonder – just how big do they think my anus is?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Trumps Wanted Guggenheim to Loan the White House a Van Gogh

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gold-toilet.jpg 409w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trumps Wanted Guggenheim to Loan the White House a Van Gogh:  The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump and First Lady Melania asked the Guggenheim Museum to loan them a Van Gogh painting for the White House residence, but the Guggenheim declined – offering them a solid gold toilet called “America” instead.

 

Holly crap Guggenheim – that’s simply genius!  Talk about art imitating life!  I mean, what could be a more perfect accessory for our Tweeter-in-Chief than a solid gold crapper?  I can see it all now – the President, regally descending down from the Master Bedroom in the early morning hours unto his “golden throne” – his trusty iPhone in hand – preparing to spew out his wondrous, lyrical covfefe of philosophical wisdom to all his loyal followers.  The sheer beauty of it leaves me at a complete loss for words – which frankly makes me wonder if I should consider adding a bit more fiber to my diet.

 

Anyway, now that Mr Trump has himself a shiny new golden toilet, could a golden shower be far behind?  That said – if I were him, I’d think about keeping those tweets to a minimum, because sitting on all that gold for long periods of time, could leave a green ring around that big ass of his.  And if you think Melania found him repulsive before, just wait till she lays eyes on that!

 

But back to my original point, I really have to hand it to the Guggenheim.  They appear to have taken trolling the Trumps to a whole new level with this gem.  All the same, its really kind of a shame that its all directed towards someone who’s not quite sharp enough to understand all the wonderful layers involved in this most beautiful of insults.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Modi-and-Trump.jpg 621w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Repeats Indian Prime Minister Comments With Fake Accent:  The Washington Post reports that President Donald Trump used a fake accent to impersonate Indian Prime Minister Modi’s comments to him.  Yea, well – if you think that impersonation was bad, you should check out Trump’s impersonation of a US president.  The irony is that Modi’s grasp of the English language is probably much better than Trump’s will ever be.

 

Vitamins Claim to be 100% Vegetarian Capsules: Just reading the label on some vitamins I recently bought and noticed that they claim the package contains 180 “vegetarian” capsules. OK, I’ll take them at their word for that – but my question is, just who the hell’s gonna try and stick meat in a vitamin?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-768x523.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays-1024x698.png 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fridays.png 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food with a bad check.

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