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Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage

Roy Moore Says Maybe Putin Right to Condemn Gay Marriage:  In a recent interview with the Guardian, controversial Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore told a reporter that he thinks “maybe Putin is right” to condemn same-sex marriage.  I hate to say it, but Judge Moore does have a point.  I mean, how’s a public servant supposed to have time to chase underage girls around the malls if all his time is taken up marrying a bunch of gays?

 

Scientists Recreate Tyrannosaurus Rex Sound:  While the fearsome roar of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on screen is plenty scary enough, naturalist Chris Packham and Vertebrate Paleontology professor Julia Clarke are using high tech devices to recreate the T-Rex’s sound – and they say it’s much more frightening than the way it’s been portrayed in the movies.  Now let me see, I hear a loud, vulgar, disgusting beast with tiny little hands – whatever could it be?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Shazam.png 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Apple Is Reportedly Looking To Buy Shazam For A Cool $400 Million:  Apple is reportedly in the final stages of acquiring the music recognition app Shazam for the sum of $400 million.  I guess that must mean that while Apple has all these songs to sell over at their iTunes Store, they have no idea what they are and they’re hoping Shazam will be able to tell them.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Mapping.jpg 427w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping:  With the new iPhone X out and selling like crazy, many are still expressing reservations about the phone’s face-mapping capabilities as an invasion of privacy.  No kidding!  My new iPhone X not only mapped my face, but also followed up with a few snarky suggestions about cosmetic procedures I might wanna think about.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Fossil-Fuels.jpg 479w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Help Prevent Sexual Assault:  Speaking about energy policy on NBC’s Meet the Press, Energy Secretary Rick Perry suggested to Chuck Todd that expanding the use of fossil fuels could help prevent sexual assault by providing lighting for remote villages in Africa.  To reinforce the point, the Energy Department is asking everyone to do their part to fight sexual assault by heading right over to their nearest gas station and say “fill ‘er up.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating.jpg 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Presidential Approval Rating Hits Seven Decade Low:  Approaching the first anniversary of his victory over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, President Trump has an approval rating demonstrably lower than any previous chief executive at this point in his presidency over seven decades of polling.  On a positive note, 39 percent of Americans say they still approve of the president’s performance.  If that isn’t cause to order some Papa John’s pizza and celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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