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Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City

Controversial McDonald’s Opens in Vatican City:  Despite a very public battle waged by locals and religious officials to keep fast food chain McDonald’s out of the Papal headquarters, a branch of the golden arches chain restaurant has opened for business – just feet away from Saint Peter’s Square.  A McDonald’s in the Vatican?  Holy cow!  If something like this can happen at the Vatican, can a McMecca location be far behind?  I’ll have the “McAdams Rib.”  And forget about changing the water into wine, because the big question is – will the Pope be able to pull off turning the McDonald’s menu into actual food?

 

Arizona Twins Born in Different Years:  Two Arizona twin brothers will have a unique story to tell when they get older as one brother was born in 2016 and the younger brother born just a minute into 2017.  Come on, what’s the big deal?  Hell, even I was born in different years.  There’s the year I was actually born and the year I tell everyone I was born.

 

Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years:  Doctors in Viet Nam have removed a pair of six-inch scissors from the abdomen of a 54-year-old man who had been walking around with them inside him for 18 years as a result of a surgical mistake.  Doctors removed the object using the latest cutting edge surgery.  The man says the only thing he notices that is different after the scissors were removed is that he doesn’t seem to win the game of rock-scissors-paper quite as often.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics

christmas-cardArizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics:  A Scottsdale gun club says it will offer its members the opportunity to create really unique Christmas cards this season by having families pose with Santa – heavily armed with their choice of pistols and military-assault rifles.  Because nothing says “Joy to the World” and “Peace on Earth” quite like a family armed to the teeth with pistols and assault rifles.

 

hawaiiHawaii Bans Disposable Plastic Bags:  Hawaii has become the first state to completely ban disposable plastic bags.  In related news, California is considering a ban on people with bags under their eyes.

 

 

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Samsung Recalls Millions of Washing Machines:  As if its problems with its phones weren’t enough, now Samsung has been forced to announce a formal recall of 2.8 million of its top-load washing machines after it was determined that washing bulky items can make the machines vibrate so violently that they could blow apart.  Perhaps the most depressing thing of all is that many of these loyal Samsung customers will be using their exploding Galaxy Note 7 phones to call Samsung customer service to report their exploding washing machines.  Sounds a lot like the end of civilization as we know it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020

lost-vertebratesTwo thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020:  A new report from the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) predicts that by the end of the decade, 67% of all vertebrate wildlife will be lost.  Perhaps, but it just seems impossible that so many could be lost when apps like Google Maps and Waze are everywhere.

 

19269218_bg2Teacher Busted for Bestiality in Phoenix:  Authorities say a middle-school music teacher was among two men arrested at a Phoenix motel, charged with using the internet to connect with dog owners who offered their canines for sex.  Police say the men also humiliated the animals – putting collars around their necks and demanding that they bark like a dog.

 

dogsWalmart Recalls Miley Cyrus Jewelry:  Walmart is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus brand necklaces and bracelets after tests found the jewelry contained high levels of cadmium – which isn’t dangerous if simply worn, but can be highly toxic if someone sucks on the jewelry.  Walmart says the recall was necessary because only a “sucker” would buy something like this.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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