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Starbucks Requests No Guns in Their Stores

guns-in-starbucksStarbucks Requests No Guns in Their Stores:  In response of the “open carry” movement popular in some areas, Starbucks chief executive Howard Schultz is asking customers of the coffee chain to honor his request to refrain from bringing loaded firearms into its stores.  I see his point – it could get downright confusing for the baristas if someone requests an “extra shot” in their cappuccino.

 

mike-huckabeeMike Huckabee Claims He Was Offered Cabinet Post:  While appearing on “The O’Reilly Factor,” former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said President-elect Donald Trump offered him a Cabinet position but he declined because it wasn’t “the right fit.”  A Trump spokesperson says the story is only half correct, pointing out that what actually happened was that Trump offered Huckabee one of the cabinets in his waiting room, but Huckabee didn’t think it would fit in his office.

 

duck-dynastyA&E Announces Duck Dynasty Will End After This Season:  A&E announced that after five years, 130 episodes, the Robertson family and A&E have jointly decided that the reality series “Duck Dynasty” will come to an end after this season.  Wow, no more “Duck Dynasty?”  That just gives me goosebumps!  To be honest, I’ve never really understood the show’s appeal, but then again, I’ve never been attracted to ducks.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Study Finds Pigeons Can Distinguish Written Words

pigeons-readStudy Finds Pigeons Can Distinguish Written Words:  In a fascinating new study, scientists have actually taught pigeons English some rudimentary reading skills – and while the birds don’t understand the meaning of words – they can distinguish between real words from non-words by visually processing the letter combinations involved.  You don’t need some fancy study to know that.  Hell, everyone knows birds start tweeting at shortly after they’re born.

 

assult-weaponsHalf of All US Guns in the Hands of Just 3% of Gun Owners:  A sweeping new survey by researchers at Harvard University and Northeastern University found that nearly half of the nearly 300 million firearms in the United States are concentrated in the hands just 3 percent of American adults.  Hell, I guess it’s a lot like women’s dress fashions – I mean who wants to be seen getting your morning joe at Starbucks with the same AR-15 you’re packing at Walmart or the 9mm Glock you bring to pick up your dry cleaning at Fazio’s?

 

e-booksE-Book Sales Move Ahead of Printed Books for 1st Time:  Amazon is reporting that it now sells more e-books than they do books in print.  And needless to say, the companies selling the e-books are simply “e-lated.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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