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Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Heavy-Rain-Storm-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Heavy-Rain-Storm.... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area:  The National Weather Service is predicting a powerful rainstorm will hit the LA basin Monday and Tuesday, breaking an 11-month record drought.  The storm is expected to be so strong that some officials are urging people living in the outlying areas to consider skipping Monday and Tuesday and just moving on into Wednesday when the storm is expected to have already passed through the area.

 

Ocean Floor Sinking Under Water Weight From Melting Glaciers:  Scientists say so much extra water is being added into the world’s oceans from melting glaciers that the ocean floor is sinking underneath its increasing weight.  OK, but I guess first my question would be – exactly where is the ocean floor sinking to?  Personally, my concern is the ocean may be leaking out through the sea floor and then draining through another hole in the South Pole.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Clarksville-High-... 490w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Local Arkansas High School Arms Its Teachers:  The small Arkansas town of Clarksville has decided to give concealed weapons to 20 teachers and staff at its local high school.  Gee, and to think teachers used to scare the living crap out of us back when they were only carrying paddles.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Starbucks Requests No Guns in Their Stores

guns-in-starbucksStarbucks Requests No Guns in Their Stores:  In response of the “open carry” movement popular in some areas, Starbucks chief executive Howard Schultz is asking customers of the coffee chain to honor his request to refrain from bringing loaded firearms into its stores.  I see his point – it could get downright confusing for the baristas if someone requests an “extra shot” in their cappuccino.

 

mike-huckabeeMike Huckabee Claims He Was Offered Cabinet Post:  While appearing on “The O’Reilly Factor,” former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee said President-elect Donald Trump offered him a Cabinet position but he declined because it wasn’t “the right fit.”  A Trump spokesperson says the story is only half correct, pointing out that what actually happened was that Trump offered Huckabee one of the cabinets in his waiting room, but Huckabee didn’t think it would fit in his office.

 

duck-dynastyA&E Announces Duck Dynasty Will End After This Season:  A&E announced that after five years, 130 episodes, the Robertson family and A&E have jointly decided that the reality series “Duck Dynasty” will come to an end after this season.  Wow, no more “Duck Dynasty?”  That just gives me goosebumps!  To be honest, I’ve never really understood the show’s appeal, but then again, I’ve never been attracted to ducks.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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KFC Denies Their Chicken Has Maggots

kfchttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/KFC-300x300.jpeg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/KFC.jpeg 591w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />KFC Denies Their Chicken Has Maggots:  Kentucky Fried Chicken has immediately issued a statement claiming “our chicken doesn’t have maggots” after an Arkansas mother told police her five-year-old son had to go to the hospital after eating maggot ridden chicken at a local KFC restaurant.  The statement went on to say that even if we did have maggots, they’d still be “finger lick’n’ good!”

 

ronald-mcdonaldRonald McDonald Lying Low Till Clown Scare Blows Over:  Because of the current hysteria over clowns sweeping the nation, McDonald’s says it will suspend all appearances of its iconic Ronald McDonald until the scare blows over.  Which is kind of ironic when you consider that if people had any sense, they’d be more frightened by McDonald’s food than their silly clown mascot.

 

dwarf-planetNew Dwarf Planet Discovered Billions of Miles From Sun:  Astronomers say they’ve discovered a celestial body that’s just 330 miles wide and over eight billion miles away from our sun – which they are categorizing as a “dwarf planet.”  Despite the “dwarf” label, a spokesperson for the Little People of America (LPA) organization claims “we’ve never heard of the place.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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