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SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Mission-to-Moon.jpg 512w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />SpaceX Says Two People Already Paid Up for Future Moon Mission:  SpaceX CEO Elon Musk just revealed that two people have paid for a private mission around the moon in the company’s as yet untested Falcon Heavy rocket.  A spokesperson for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is denying that its them who’s paying for Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty to make the trip.

 

Oscars Post Wrong Pic in Memorial Tribute:  During the “In Memoriam” tribute to industry artists who passed away during the past year, the death of an Australian costume designer Janet Patterson was noted, but the picture posted onscreen was really that of a very much alive Australian film producer Jan Chapman.  An Oscar telecast spokesperson explained the mistake by pointing out that while producer Jan Chapman didn’t actually pass away in 2016, she did pass a lot of gas during the year.

 

Chicken at Subway Contains Only 50% Chicken DNA:  Researchers say new tests show the chicken meat served at Subway restaurants contain only about 50 percent chicken DNA, with scientists reporting they are not yet certain what the other contents may be – possibly tofu.  Well, they do say chickens are descended from the dinosaurs, so my guess is its tyrannosaurs.  Meanwhile, a spokesperson for evangelist Franklin Graham claims its all a conspiracy to replace chicken with tofu in a sinister attempt to turn all of America gay!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/John-Kelly.jpg 484w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />John Kelly Chides Immigrants Too Lazy to Sign Up for Daca:  In defending President Trump’s new immigration proposal, chief of staff John Kelly implied that many Dreamers may have been just “too lazy to get off their asses” to go and sign up for the protection.  In defending Kelly’s statement, Congressional Republicans are quick to point out that anyone who’s observed President Trump’s work ethic as closely as John Kelly has, ought to have a pretty good grasp of what “too lazy to get off their ass” really looks like.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Falcon-Heavy-Rock... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elon Musk’s Powerful Rocket Launches Tesla Roadster Towards Mars:  Elon Musk and SpaceX have successfully used the world’s most powerful “Falcon Heavy” rocket to launch a $100,000 cherry red Tesla Roadster towards Mars.  Guess they may as well send that beautiful Tesla off towards Mars.  Hell, not very many of us can afford them here.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-768x432... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog-1024x57... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Angry-Dog.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Dogs More Likely to Bite Anxious People:  Contrary to popular belief, a new study found that while dogs probably can’t smell fear, they do seem to respond to fearful people with more aggressive behavior.  Well, if that’s the case, I had better hope there are no dogs around when I’m in line for my next colonoscopy.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Harvey-Weinstein.... 517w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI:  Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age.  Wait a minute – are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers?  I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of behavior.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Atlanta.jpg 440w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Massive Blackout Hits World’s Busiest Airport in Atlanta:  A sudden power outage brought the world’s busiest airport to a standstill, grounding more than 1,000 flights in the US just days before the start of the Christmas travel rush.  Wow, sounds like we’re finally making real progress toward becoming the globe’s newest third world country.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-768x651.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear-1024x868.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Bear.jpg 1178w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elderly Man Thrown Off Cliff by Bear and Lives:  An 80-year-old man in a remote area of Russian is lucky to be alive after being thrown off a steep cliff by a bear he tried to headbutt in order to get it to leave a wild berry patch.  Doctors say at this point, all the poor guy can do was grin and bear it.  Once again, we see irrefutable proof that if someone just has enough vodka in their system, they can apparently survive almost anything.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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