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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats – that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.”  But gee, there’s just so much love in the world.  Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl?  I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

 

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

 

Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus:  In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus.  No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus – to Kim Kardashian.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kellyanne Conway Claims Trump’s Team has Alternative Facts

Kellyanne Conway Claims Trump’s Team has Alternative Facts:  When confronted by Chuck Todd about lies White House press secretary Sean Spicer told at his first press conference, Kellyanne Conway advised the Meet the Press host that Donald Trump’s team is using “alternative facts.”  In related news – the White House has just congratulated the Green Bay Packers on their tremendous victory over the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Championship game.

 

Khloe Kardashian’s Revenge Body Show Stirs Controversy:  Khloe Kardashian’s new show “Revenge Body” on E! Entertainment is causing a bit of controversy as some are saying that its psychologically unhealthy to use “revenge” as a motivator.  I suspect I may have one of those “revenge bodies” myself, given that most of the people who’ve seen it have puked right on the spot.

 

Headless Crocodiles in Egyptian Tomb Shock Experts:  A Swedish archaeological team working in Egypt has reported the discovery of 12 new tombs, which include among other artifacts – two headless crocodiles.  Some of the archaeologists speculate that the heads may possibly have been given away as gifts – which seems absolutely crazy to me, because – who in their right mind would want to give a crocodile head?

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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