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Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham

Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham:  Creationist Ken Ham is reportedly very upset and telling the Washington Post to “get it right,” after they incorrectly reported that Ham believes the dinosaurs were wiped out by the flood when he actually believes that Noah brought all the dinosaurs on board the Ark with him.  Well of course the dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.  Hell, there’s even a wonderful documentary on the subject titled “The Flintstones.”  Personally, I think I’ll wait to hear what Donald Trump has to say on the subject as he always seems to have “the very best” ideas about everything.  Besides, I think former Australian Ken Ham is a classic example of how the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) can go awry.

 

Trump Questions the Need for Cybersecurity:  In recent remarks, President-elect Donald Trump has been questioning the need for cybersecurity and claiming that no computer is completely safe – alarming experts who say his comments could put both government and private data at risk.  Why all this cybersecurity talk is nothing but silly nonsense.  If you listen to those guys long enough, you could could get the impression the Russians hacked into our computers or something.  Now how about playing some music for me on my 8-track.

 

Vandals Change Iconic Hollywood Sign to Hollyweed:  The iconic “Hollywood” sign got a New Year’s Day makeover from an unknown vandal who used a black tarp to transform the letters into a message celebrating marijuana by making the sign read “Hollyweed.”  Police have arrested a man who claims he was just too drunk to remember.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Study Finds Fewer U.S. Parents Spanking Their Kids

paddlingStudy Finds Fewer U.S. Parents Spanking Their Kids:  A new U.S. study suggests that spanking and hitting children to discipline them has become much less common in recent decades as more parents choose non-physical approaches such as “time-outs” instead.  Of course the complete opposite is true for the Cleveland Browns’ defense, who could use a lot more hitting and substantially less time-outs.

 

weather-satellitehttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Weather-Satellite... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />US Launches Most Advanced Weather Satellite Ever:  NASA has announced launching the most advanced weather satellite ever built rocketed into space, part of an $11 billion effort to revolutionize forecasting and hopefully save lives.  On the other hand, angry Trump supporters like Clyde C. Kluckhohn of Little Rock argue that “we don’t need to spend more taxpayer dollars on yet another weather satellite.  What we really need is a “whether satellite” – one that’ll give us practical information and not all that sciencey nonsense, like whether or not its gonna rain – whether or not I should bother wash’n my truck.”

 

frogFrog With Orange-Flashing Groin Discovered in Australia:  Wildlife biologists in Australia say they’ve uncovered a new species of frog, one which flashes it’s groin a bright orange when confronted by predators.  Scientists say they don’t believe there’s anything else quite like it in nature, with the possible exception of Donald Trump’s groin – which is believed to have only been observed by the skinniest of supermodels.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

FBI Agrees With CIA on Russia Helping Trump Win White House

FBI Agrees With CIA on Russia Helping Trump Win White House:  Despite Trump campaign claims to the contrary, both FBI Director James B. Comey and Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper Jr. are in agreement with a CIA assessment that Russia intervened in the 2016 election in part to help Donald Trump win the White House.  Hell, sounds like Sarah Palin may have been right after all when she said she could see Russia from her front porch.

 

Crocodile Takes Australian Man as Friends Watch:  A 24-year-old man was snatched and killed by a crocodile in front of friends as he tried to swim across a river near the Australian town of Darwin, ignoring posted warnings everywhere regarding the crocodile danger.  I suppose it’s only fitting something like this would happen near a town named “Darwin.”

 

Report Claims Putin Involved in Hack and Email Release:  Two senior officials with direct access to the information say new intelligence shows that Russian President Vladimir Putin personally directed how hacked material from Democrats was leaked and otherwise used.  After reading the report, the Clinton Campaign immediately issued a statement saying “you’re darned tootin it was Putin.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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