by Erik Bransteen

Axl Rose Interview

 

Rocker Axl Rose does his first interview in 20 years. Interviewer’s first question—“So Mr. Rose, what makes you qualified to be a cashier here at Best Buy?”

Oct 25th, 2012Staff Pick

by Hayden Black

Reports of Axl Rose's death are false. To clarify, Axl Rose's career is dead. Axl Rose is fine.

Dec 3rd, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

Axl Rose must be a nightmare on a road trip constantly asking "Where do we go, oh we do we go now, oh where do we go?"

Sep 13th, 2021 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Axl Rose's release of "You Could Be Mayan" one day before the apocalypse is both opportunistic and pathetic.

Dec 20th, 2012 via twitter

by Tommy Campbell

Axl Rose wrote 'Don't Cry' after he walked in on Slash cutting onions. #SongFakeFacts

Apr 12th, 2015 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Axl Rose is the new lead singer of AC/DC and is joining the band on tour. Tickets go on sale whenever he feels like showing up.

Apr 17th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Leanna Renee

Slash: What about ‘Firearms and Flowers’ ?

Axl Rose: That’s almost perfect...

Aug 5th, 2018 via twitter

by Lee Mays

I'm "almost sprained my ankle trying to do the Axl Rose snake dance" years old.

Apr 19th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

Baby Axl Rose, playing on a jungle gym.

Jan 29th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Erik Bransteen

Bernie Sanders made an appearance at Coachella yesterday.
That or Axl Rose really hasn't aged well.

Apr 17th, 2016 via twitter

by John Roman

I've got a GPS that uses Axl Rose's voice. Instead of giving directions it just keeps asking, "Do you know where you areeeeee!?"@JokeBlogger

Dec 10th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by SHERIFF DOODLE

my girlfriend bootay woo woo said oh sheriff I just love your legs they look like Axl Rose legs -sheriff in his axl shorts laying on the bed

Jul 14th, 2015 via twitter