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Mummy With a Mouthful of Cavities Discovered

Mummy With a Mouthful of Cavities Discovered:  Researchers say they’ve discovered a 2100-year-old Egyptian mummy with mouthful of cavities.  Scientists say this confirms that they didn’t have decent dental insurance back in those days.

 

Al Qaeda Leader Urges Holy War:  Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has called upon his followers to wage holy war against the United States and Israel over the anti-Islam film Innocence of Muslims.  So I’m guessing he didn’t enjoy the film all that much.  Personally, I’d just go to the box office and ask for a refund rather than go to war against two nations, but that’s just me.

 

NY ATM’s Dispensing Counterfeit Money:  Two ATMs in New York have been shut down after dispensing counterfeit money.  I went to that ATM, but they told me I’m too overdrawn for even counterfeit money. 

 

Bra That Detects Breast Cancer:  A new $1000 bra that is lined with extremely precise sensors that can detect breast cancer is expected to hit the market soon.  The bra can also let you know when you’re about to run out of money – which would shortly after you finish shelling out a thousand dollars for a bra.

 

Huge Eyeball Found on Florida Beach:  Marine biologists are still trying to determine the origin of a huge, mysterious, disembodied eyeball that washed up and was found on a South Florida beach.  After careful examination, biologists were able to rule out the CBS logo.  

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