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Hackers Launch Massive Attack Via Home Devices Infected With Malware

hackersHackers Launch Massive Attack Via Home Devices Infected With Malware:  Hackers have used a malware to infect tens of millions of home appliances and devices which they then used to launch an attack on a company which manages internet traffic, blocking or slowing access to major internet sites all across the internet.  Well, if that’s the case, on behalf of both me and my programable toaster oven, I’d like to send out a heartfelt apology to internet users around the world for any inconvenience they may have experienced.

 

2017-nissan-leafNew Nissan Leaf Offers Improved Milage Range:  Engineers say they have boasted the milage range on the new all-electric Nissan Leaf from 124 miles to 155 miles on a single charge.  Interesting, because I once asked a Nissan dealer why the milage range on their Leaf was so low, and he told me “look pal, that’s out car – take it to Leaf it.”

 

teslaTesla Now Equipping Every Car To Go Completely Driverless:  Electric automaker Teslas announced it will now equip all its vehicles, including its first affordably priced car Model 3, with the hardware needed for fully autonomous driving.  Not to be outdone by upstart Tesla, Ford announced it will soon introduce cars which will be not only driverless, but also riderless.  BMW on the other hand, pointed out that while their vehicles may not be driverless, many of the people driving their cars could be considered clueless.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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