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Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing

Plant-Based Burger Smells, Tastes and Bleeds Like Real Thing:  Scientist and chief executive of Impossible Foods Pat Brown has created a plant-based burger that he says recreates the texture, smell and flavor of meat that carnivores crave (including the blood) – while cutting down on the waste associated with meat production.  And, after you’ve completely devoured one of these babies, I’m guessing about the only left thing to do is wash it all down with an O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer.

 

Caitlyn Jenner Seriously Considering Running for Office:  Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly seriously considering a shot at politics as friends say she has been questioning how she can make a bigger impact on the world.  OK, so if I’m understanding the Republican slate correctly, after the next election we’ll basically gonna have Trump, Kanye West, Kid Rock, Steven Seagal, the Rock and Caitlin Jenner running the country?  Good grief, that’s so insane, I’m not even sure the Russians could get behind that one.

 

Study Suggests Smelling Your Food Makes You Fat:  Researchers at UC Berkeley discovered that mice who had their sense of smell disabled could eat a high-fat diet and stay at a normal weight, while their litter mates who retained their sense of smell ballooned up to twice normal weight – suggesting a link between smell and metabolism.  Now I realize this study was conducted on mice, but I still smell a rat.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica

Trillion-Ton Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica:  One of the largest icebergs ever recorded, packing about a trillion tons of ice or enough to fill up two Lake Eries, has just split off from Antarctica.  While climate scientists are blaming global warming, Fox news is blaming it on bartenders and cocktail servers, whom they say are the kind of people willing to do just about anything for more ice.

 

Wealth Gap Growing Between Old and Young:  A recent study found a big spike in the wealth gap between old and young in the U.S., with households headed by those over 65 being 47 times wealthier than those led by people under the age of 35.  So that’s what they mean when they talk about “old money.”

 

Women Who Eat Bananas Have a Higher Chance of Conceiving Boys:  A new study out of the UK found that women who eat a lots of bananas (or anything full of potassium) are more likely to conceive a baby boy.  Researchers say its also important for expectant mothers to know that Safeway will have their bananas on sale this week for just 49 cents a pound with your Safeway Club Card.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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