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Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie:  A Texas man is suing the date he met online for the $17.31 movie ticket price because she was texting while during a showing of Guardians of the Galaxy at a local Austin theater.  The woman’s defense is that if President Trump can conduct US foreign policy on his cellphone and Twitter, why shouldn’t she be able to text during a Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

 

Scientists Say Babies From Skin Cells Will Soon Be Possible:  Researchers say that within a decade or two, they will likely be able to create a baby from human skin cells that have been coaxed to grow into eggs and sperm and used to create embryos to implant in a womb.  While this may be controversial to some, its no skin off my back.  Besides, creating more babies makes a lot of sense when you consider how dangerously underpopulated the world is.

 

Study Says Women Find Men with Beards More Attractive:  A new study published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology found that females find men with facial hair and beards more attractive than men without.  Hell, no wonder those Al-Qaeda guys are such babe-magnets.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders:  Following outrage over recent broadcasts of murders, shootings, rapes and assaults – streamed live on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg announced that the social network will add 3000 additional people to monitor the situation more closely.  Excuse my skepticism, but this just sounds like the murders and assaults are now have 3000 more viewers.

 

Epilepsy Drug Helps Addicts Kick Cocaine Habit:  A new study reports that an epilepsy drug is helping addicts kick the cocaine habit.  Wow, this sounds like a new take on “kicking the habit.”

 

Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack:  A 42-year-old Russian fisherman says he was attacked from behind by a brown bear and that the only thing that saved him was his ringtone of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” suddenly went off, startling the bear and causing it to run away.  There you have it, conclusive proof the Bieber’s music is simply “unbearable.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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