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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Sen Orrin Hatch Stirs Controversy Over Children’s Healthcare

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Orrin-Hatch.jpg 584w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sen Orrin Hatch Stirs Controversy Over Children’s Healthcare:  Republican Senator Orrin Hatch caused quite a controversy while engaged in children’s healthcare debate after he suggested he had a hard time helping people who “won’t lift a finger” to help themselves.  Good point senator – its about time someone exposes those lazy-ass children.  These little brats sure have a lot of nerve getting sick!  Now its time get rid of those damn child labor laws and send those lazy little bastards back down in the coal mines where they belong.  After all, somebody’s gotta pay for all those corporate tax breaks.  Oh, and a – Merry Christmas from your Republican Party!

 

105-Year-Old Woman Says Bacon Is Key To Longevity:  A 105-year-old Texas woman who worked a life of physical labor and mothered seven children claims that the secret to her longevity is bacon.  Geriatric physicians caution bacon lovers that before they become too excited, its important to point out that the poor old woman apparently responds to nearly everything she’s asked with the word “bacon.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Chuck-Grassley.jpg 605w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sen Grassley Claims Non-Millionaires Waste Money On Booze and Women:  In an astonishing defense of dropping “estate taxes” for individual estates worth more than $5.5 million, GOP Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley implied that non-millionaires not currently affected by that tax are basically “spending every darn penny…on booze or women.”  Why that’s absolutely ridiculous!  Now bitch, hand me that Shortdog Wine before it gets warm.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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