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People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20

People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20:  Many are accusing Donald Trump of behaving like a banana republic dictator when he left his under-qualified, unelected socialite daughter to fill in for him during a G20 meeting.  While its true Ivanka is in fact unelected, I think it’s blatantly unfair to imply that she, or anyone else for that matter, is less qualified than her father.  On the other hand, I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume that up until about a week ago, Ivanka thought the G20 was a luxury car made by Infinity Motors.

 

Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now conveniently pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food by writing a bad check.

 

Financial Institutions Rejecting Porn Industry:  CNBC is reporting that many porn stars and porn execs are having difficulty getting loans and even opening up simple bank accounts.  With no other options available, many are using sperm banks instead.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind:  In a recent SiriusXM interview, Trump Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson told reporter and close friend Armstrong Williams that “poverty – to a large extent, is a state of mind.”

 

All I can say is, if poverty is just a state of mind, then Carson’s mind is wallowing in some of the deepest poverty ever known.  And to think I just assumed poverty was the state of your bank account.  Silly me!  Put another way, poverty is the state one’s mind enters when one has completely empty pockets.  You can take that to the bank.

 

But its comments like this that make me think the only reason Dr Carson gets to head up the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is because of the influence of his older brother – Johnny Carson.  Now, if only this whacked-out Trump administration would somehow turn out to be “just a state of mind.”

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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