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Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult:  In a recent interview with Reuters, President Trump said he is surprised how hard his new job really is, says he misses his previous life and simple things like driving and feels as if he is in a cocoon.  Good grief, I never realized playing golf every weekend at a Florida resort was that stressful!  Gee, seems poor Mr Trump is constantly getting surprised by the complexity of things lately.  Next he’ll be telling us how shocked he is that a nuclear war with North Korea could be so deadly.  I mean, who could have known nuclear bombs make such a Yuge explosion?

 

Swedish Man Arrested for Urinating on Produce:  A Swedish newspaper is reporting that a drunk man in the western city of Gothenburg was arrested for relieving himself all over the apples and oranges in produce section of a popular supermarket chain.  The judge let him off with a light fine, but made sure he understands that if this ever happens again, “urine real trouble.”

 

Church Leader and Children’s Author Arrested for Molestation:  A former church youth leader and author of a young adult book series Iowa City has been arrested for inappropriately touching multiple children over the course of several years.  Local Republican officials say they are grateful his ministry was at least able to warn everyone about the dangers of homosexuality and transgender bathrooms before he was carted off to jail!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Drunk-Toddler-298... 298w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Drunk-Toddler.jpg 375w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Toddlers Who Talk Early Associated With Drinking Problems:  A new study determined that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem later on in life.  So next time your kids won’t stop blabbing away, its probably not a good idea to give them a beer to get them to shut them up.

 

Pope Says Even Atheists Can Go to Heaven:  Pope Francis made an extremely controversial statement by saying he believes anyone can go to heaven who does good deeds, even atheists.  Gee, if atheists can go to heaven, wonder if that means Pope’s can go to hell?

 

Copper Penny Sells for $1.38 Million:  A one cent copper penny from the earliest days of the US Mint back in 1793 has been sold for a record $1.38 million at auction to an “anonymous buyer”.  Hell, if I shelled out over a million buck for a lousy penny, I think that I’d wanna remain anonymous too.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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