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Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will

Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will:  Televangelist Jim Bakker says the people who want to see Donald Trump removed from office are trying to undermine the work God did for America in the last presidential election.  Well, if God is responsible for getting Trump elected, I’m pretty sure that must mean Vladimir Putin is God.  Who knew?  But even if he’s not, my question is – what kind of God is Bakker worshiping when the best he can come up with is Donald Trump?  God must be having a hard time finding good help these days.

 

Keith Richards to Write Children’s Book:  Many don’t realize that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is not only a music legend, but he also has written a popular children’s book.  Really, wonder what its about?  Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a gram of heroin and pack of cigarettes?

 

Woman Deliveries Baby in a Barnes & Noble Lobby:  A woman has delivered a healthy baby boy inside the lobby of a Los Angeles-area Barnes & Noble bookstore. Guess she wasn’t aware that Amazon Prime has free, same-day delivery. One thing’s for certain, this kid’s life will be like an open book.  And you can just bet that one day his mom will be yelling at him to “Close the door!  What’s the matter with you, were you born in a Barnes?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Barnes & Noble Set to Unveil Stores Offering Wine And Beer

Barnes and NobleBarnes & Noble Set to Unveil Stores Offering Wine And Beer:  Barnes & Noble announced that they will soon be offering beer and wine at select stores throughout the US in an effort to boost sales by keeping customers in their stores longer.

 

Smart thinking!  One thing’s for sure, as customers begin passing out, they’ll definitely be in the store longer.  Throughout the store, you’ll hear conversations like “I don’t always read, but when I do, I like to get really toasted” or “I’ll be with you shortly honey, I gonna try and read another chapter before last call.”

 

On a personal note, I find it comforting to think that someone’s finally taken the time to come up with a really quiet place for people to get drunk. And, for those battling alcohol issues, the self-help section is just steps away. Seems like a win-win for everyone. My question is, what will they call the place…Bars and Noble? And, should this concept happen to not bring in the all revenue for which they had hoped, they could always add some slot machines and strippers.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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