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Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price-768x687... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price.jpg 905w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations:  Amazon Studio head Roy Price has resigned amid allegations that he sexually harassed a producer of one of the company’s most high-profile shows.  Amazon officials boasted that, because of the company’s popular Amazon Prime service, they were able to ship Price’s ass the hell out in as little as one business day.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Chinas-Space-Lab.jpg 660w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />China’s Massive Space Lab Will Soon Crash to Earth:  Chinese officials have confirmed that they have lost control of their 8/12 ton space lab and that it soon crash somewhere down to Earth in the latter half of this year.  Oh yeah, well if it falls down on top of me – I’ll sue.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/BKvWW2ECMAAwAti.jpg 550w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Giant Panda Gives Birth In Washington Zoo:  A giant panda has given birth to a cub at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington – though zoo staff say it’s not immediately clear who the father may be.  Zoo officials say they’ll need to wait for test results to come back before they can completely rule out former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test

Trump Challenges Secretary Tillerson to IQ Test:  After reports surfaced that he referred to President Trump as an “f-ing moron,” President Donald Trump challenged Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to an “IQ test” while talking to a reporter at the White House.  I don’t know about the President being a moron, but I do think the fact that he spelled IQ correctly ought to count for something.  Just ask yourself, how many people in Nambia can do that?

 

Interior Sec Zinke Worried About Removing Confederate Statues:  In a recent Breitbart interview, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke warned that if the country begins to remove all the Confederate statues, pretty soon “Native Indians” will want the statues of anti-indigenous Union generals removed too.  I see his point.  As Interior Secretary, he’s probably concerned that if we remove all the statues, where’s that gonna leave the pigeons?

 

Ditka Claims He Knows of No Oppression in US for Last Hundred Years:  In response to NFL players kneeling during the national anthem, former Chicago Bears star and coach Mike Ditka claimed there has been no oppression he knows about in this country for the last hundred years.  Perhaps someone ought to mention to him that oppression doesn’t typically happen in neighborhoods dotted with five and ten million dollar homes.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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