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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations:  Donald Trump’s exclusive Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago, country club where he has been routinely entertaining world leaders with dinner and diplomacy, has just been cited again for a number of serious food safety violations by restaurant inspectors, making it whopping 78 health violations in the last 3 years.


Uh-oh, sounds we’ve got ourselves another swamp that needs to be drained.  In his defense, who knew running a resort could be so complicated?  I mean what do they expect for a $200,000 membership and $100+ meals?  Food safety too?  Hell, any more safety violations and they may as well go ahead and shoot the next season of “Survivor” right there on location at Mar-A-Lago restaurant.


What the hell!  Did Trump University open up a culinary school?  Anyway, guess that pretty much explains why Trump always orders his steaks well done.  “Waiter – I’ll have the Sushi-Salmonella.  And is it possible to get the hair on the side please?”  I joke, but its all part of the President’s grand plan to “Make America GAG Again!”


And rumor has it Chinese President Xi Jinping was none too happy about being charged à la carte when he dined there.  They must be using some of those “alternative” food safety practices.  Ah – but no problem, taxpayers’ll pick up the tab to get the facility compliant.


One thing’s for sure, when voters in Florida say “Trump makes me sick,” they mean it literally.  I mean, why bother dropping bombs on Syria when you can just invite Bashar al-Assad over for dinner?  I hear the Mar-a-Lago “Death by Chocolate” is to die for.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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