Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations: Donald Trump’s exclusive Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago, country club where he has been routinely entertaining world leaders with dinner and diplomacy, has just been cited again for a number of serious food safety violations by restaurant inspectors, making it whopping 78 health violations in the last 3 years.
Uh-oh, sounds we’ve got ourselves another swamp that needs to be drained. In his defense, who knew running a resort could be so complicated? I mean what do they expect for a $200,000 membership and $100+ meals? Food safety too? Hell, any more safety violations and they may as well go ahead and shoot the next season of “Survivor” right there on location at Mar-A-Lago restaurant.
What the hell! Did Trump University open up a culinary school? Anyway, guess that pretty much explains why Trump always orders his steaks well done. “Waiter – I’ll have the Sushi-Salmonella. And is it possible to get the hair on the side please?” I joke, but its all part of the President’s grand plan to “Make America GAG Again!”
And rumor has it Chinese President Xi Jinping was none too happy about being charged à la carte when he dined there. They must be using some of those “alternative” food safety practices. Ah – but no problem, taxpayers’ll pick up the tab to get the facility compliant.
One thing’s for sure, when voters in Florida say “Trump makes me sick,” they mean it literally. I mean, why bother dropping bombs on Syria when you can just invite Bashar al-Assad over for dinner? I hear the Mar-a-Lago “Death by Chocolate” is to die for.
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