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Documents Show Melania Trump Worked in U.S. Without Permit

melania-trump-2Documents Show Melania Trump Worked in U.S. Without Permit:  Despite Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s strong anti-immigrant talk, documents show Trump’s Slovenian-born immigrant wife was paid for 10 modeling jobs in in the United States before she received legal authorization to work in the United States.  The troubling thing is that she was taking jobs that should have gone to frighteningly skinny American women.

 

boob-grabIdaho Girls Basketball Coach Fired for Facebook Boob-Grab Post:  An Idaho high school girls basketball coach claims she was fired from her job after posting a vacation photo on her personal Facebook page that appeared to show her fiancé grabbing her right breast.  And now it appears her job is up for grabs.  How’s that grab ya?

 

galaxy-s8Samsung to Launch AI Assistant Service for Galaxy S8:  Samsung Electronics Co announced it will launch an artificial intelligence digital assistant service for its upcoming Galaxy S8 smartphone.  Gee, I wasn’t quite sure about whether all this Artificial Intelligence stuff would catch on, but now that I see a corporation like Samsung getting involved, I think this Artificial Intelligence might actually start catching fire.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan.jpeg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump:  In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan says she thinks its about time for people to support President Trump.  You know, when you think about all the craziness out there such as a world full of alternative facts, the hundreds of millions of illegal aliens who voted for Hillary Clinton and the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, its refreshing to hear the voices of sanity like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Stephen Baldwin and Dennis Rodman – reminding us about how important it is that we support our president.

 

Crocodile Bites Off Part of Man’s Testicle:  A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off – but he lost part of his testicle in the melee.  Crossing a crocodile-infested river with no pants on?  That really took some balls to do that!

 

Melania Trump Reportedly Unhappy with New Role as First Lady:  Its being reported that First Lady Melania Trump is extremely unhappy with the turn her life has taken since her husband was elected President of the United States.  On a positive note, its beginning to appear she may not have to put up with this misery very much longer.  Till then, she has access to all the Trump Vodka she wants.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tyson Recalls Chicken Nuggets Sold at Costco Stores

costcoTyson Recalls Chicken Nuggets Sold at Costco Stores:  Citing the possibility of plastic contamination, Tyson Foods has announced the recall of more than 66 tons of chicken nuggets sold at Costco locations,.  Hell, that doesn’t sound like all that big of a recall when you consider just about anything you can buy at Costco is gonna come in at least a 66-ton container.

 

donald-trumpTrump Urges Supporters to Monitor Polls in Certain Areas:  Donald Trump is renewing his call for supporters to travel to precincts outside their own – “especially certain areas” – on election day to keep a vigilant eye out for voter fraud.  OK, but my question is what exactly are they supposed to be looking for?  Guys in fake beards and mustaches carrying ballots around?  Of course – Donald Trump can send out all the pudgy little 2nd Amendment goons he wants to intimidate people of color from voting, but that won’t hide the fact that the biggest fraud in this election is none other than Donald J.Trump himself.

 

dingoesGerman Tourist Mauled by Dingoes in Australia:  A German man is recovering after being mauled by two dingoes while taking a nap away from his tour group on Fraser Island, just off the coast of Queensland.  Wildlife officials say what’s most surprising about this attack is that dingoes typically much prefer Italian over German cuisine.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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