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Redheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank

redheadRedheaded Donors Turned Away at Danish Sperm Bank:  According to its director, Denmark’s Cries, the world’s largest sperm bank, is turning away redheaded donors because ”there are too many redhead donors in relation to demand.”  Not to be deterred, Denmark’s redheads vow to keep masturbating on.

 

stuntmanPunches Way to Guinness World Record:  With a steady beat of jabs, stuntman Ron Sarchian has punched his way into the record books by punching a 100-pound bag for more than 50 hours straight.  He punched a bag for fifty hours straight?  I hate to judge, but it sounds like someone has some issues.

 

bea-arthurBea Arthur Nude Painting Sells For $1.9 Million:  A nude portrait of Bea Arthur from 1991 by artist John Currin has fetched an incredible $1.9 million at Christie’s Auction House.  In all due respect, if I had an extra $1.9 million laying around to shell out for a nude painting, I’m not quite sure Bea Arthur would have been my first choice.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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