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Triceratops May Have Had Horns to Attract Mates

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Horned-Dinosaurs-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Horned-Dinosaurs.jpg 798w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Triceratops May Have Had Horns to Attract Mates:  A study published in a Royal Society journal found that the aggressive-looking armor of horned dinosaurs such as Triceratops, may actually have evolved to signal an animal’s suitability as a sexual partner – known as socio-sexual selection.  Or, to put it another way, these guys were pretty damned horny.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Putin-and-Trump.jpg 590w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Called Putin to Congratulate Him on His Election Victory:  President Trump told reporters that he called Vladimir Putin to congratulate him on his election victory, and plans to meet with the Russian President in the near future, but did not discuss the recent nerve-agent attack in Britain.  What does Trump care about nerve gas attacks?  Hell, Trump’s got his own private stash of nerve gas – Agent Orange!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Ben-Carson-768x51... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Ben-Carson.jpg 961w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Ben Carson Blames $31,000 Office Dining Set on His Wife:  Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Ben Carson told the House Appropriations Committee that it was actually his wife, Candy, who purchased the $31,000 dining set for his office on taxpayers’ dime – because he doesn’t like becoming involved in decorating.  Gee, I guess in this administration, a women’s place is apparently under a bus.  Well, at least this time they didn’t blame Obama.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Says Poverty is a State of Mind:  In a recent SiriusXM interview, Trump Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson told reporter and close friend Armstrong Williams that “poverty – to a large extent, is a state of mind.”

 

All I can say is, if poverty is just a state of mind, then Carson’s mind is wallowing in some of the deepest poverty ever known.  And to think I just assumed poverty was the state of your bank account.  Silly me!  Put another way, poverty is the state one’s mind enters when one has completely empty pockets.  You can take that to the bank.

 

But its comments like this that make me think the only reason Dr Carson gets to head up the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is because of the influence of his older brother – Johnny Carson.  Now, if only this whacked-out Trump administration would somehow turn out to be “just a state of mind.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Cavity-in-Great-P... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid:  Archaeologists report they’ve just uncovered a mysterious cavity hidden deep inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

 

While I’m no archeologist, my first guess would be its part of the Pyramid’s creamy-smooth, chocolatey core.  Laugh if you want, but I think that makes a hell of a lot more sense than Ben Carson’s “grain silos.”  But your guess is as good as mine.  As far as we know, it could have been where the Pharaoh stashed all his dirty magazines.  Hell, they may even find my lost remote somewhere in there.

 

All I can tell you is this – my dentist recently showed me a similar image of a cavity, only this time there were no hidden treasures – just his bill for $275.  In fact, word has it local dentists say if the cavity runs deep enough, they may have to do a root canal.  And that would probably mean the pyramid would also need a new crown as well.  Let’s hope they had insurance.

 

But, of course – all this is simply speculation.  We can never know anything for sure until a trained TSA agent does a full cavity search.  That said, it doesn’t really matter what they find in there anyway, because in a couple of years – you can just bet this cavity is gonna be home to a brand new Starbucks, McDonald’s or a 7-Eleven convenience store.  Not even the Pharaoh’s can stop commerce.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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