Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter was born this weekend. The couple announced that for their baby registry, they are registered at Saks, Neiman Marcus, and the Betty Ford clinic.
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RIP Betty Ford
Betty Ford has died at the age of 93.
She will be Baileys Irish Creamated.
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Chevy Chase Enters Rehab for Alcohol Problem Tuneup
Chevy Chase Enters Rehab for Alcohol Problem Tuneup: Chevy Chase has checked into the rehab facility Hazelden Addiction Treatment Center in Minnesota for what his publicist referred to as a “tuneup” in his alcohol recovery. Good for him! Last time he rehabbed, he went to the Betty Ford Center. Think about it folks – a Chevy going to a Ford Center? No wonder the treatment didn’t take.
Boeing Developing Missile That Wipes Out Everything Electrical: Boeing is reportedly developing a missile that bombards everything under the ground with microwaves – taking out everything electrical – from your iPad to critical city power systems. Of course here in LA, we already have something that routinely wipes out all our electricity – its called the Department of Water and Power.
Martha’s Vineyard Burglar Paints Dog Purple: A Martha’s Vineyard man has been arrested – accused of a string of home break-ins, one of which cops say he painted a dog purple. This guy sounds like a total idiot. Doesn’t he know that after a burglary, you’re supposed to go out and “paint the town red,” not paint the dog purple! In his defense, perhaps he thought the dog was a Vikings fan.
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