White House Admits Trump Weighed In on Son’s Misleading Statement: White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted that President Trump “weighed in” on the misleading statement issued by his son, but denied that the President dictated his son’s statement. Hell, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that if you want Trump to own up to writing the statement, all you have to do is tell him it was “brilliantly written.”
NASA Hiring Planetary Protection Officer to Defend Earth from Aliens: NASA is seeking to hire a full-time “planetary protection officer,” a job which pays $187,000 and will involve ensuring that humans in space do not contaminate planets and moons, as well as ensuring alien matter does not infect the Earth. My question is, how would you measure job performance on a gig like that? Anyway, I understand Randy Quaid is looking for a job. Just hand him a lightsaber and set him loose.
Kanye West Sues Lloyd’s Over Canceled Tour Insurance: Rapper Kanye West has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Lloyd’s of London, alleging that Lloyd’s is withholding paying out claims from the rapper’s canceled Saint Pablo tour which was abruptly ended after West began delivering bizarre rants about Jay-Z, Beyoncé and then-president-elect Donald Trump before finally checking into a UCLA psychiatric facility. The way I look at it, Lloyd’s actually insured Kanye West? Now you tell me who’s crazy.
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