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Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument

Torch-Wielding Protesters Gather to Oppose Removal of Confederate Monument:  A group of torch-wielding protestors, led by self-proclaimed white nationalist Richard Spencer, chanted slogans like “you will not replace us” while demonstrating against plans to remove a Confederate monument to Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville, Virginia.  Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he just doesn’t understand what anyone would have against Gen. Lee, adding that you can probably even find some people who will be opposed to the new Dylann Roof statue we have planned for the White House lawn.

 

Safest Helmet Ever to Make NFL Debut Next Year:  According to reports, twenty-five NFL teams have purchased the new ZERO1 helmet from the Seattle-based startup company Vicis, which offers multiple layers to slow impact forces and a soft outer shell designed to mitigate collisions from multiple directions.  That said, critics say that even if you had equipped everyone in the entire country with one of these protective helmets, there’s still a pretty damn good chance that most everyone in the red states would have still voted for Trump this past November.

 

Bill Gates Calls the Mosquito Deadliest Creature on Earth:  According to the Bill Gates Foundation, the deadliest creature on earth is not humans, but the mosquito which kills 725,000 people a year and incapacitates another 200 million people.  And that may be just “scratching” the surface.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class

Trump EPA Chief Has Unusual Waiver to Fly in First Class:  The Environmental Protection Agency is refusing to release the written waiver that allows Administrator Scott Pruitt to fly regularly in first or business class for security reasons – a practice that sets him apart both from his predecessors and other current Cabinet members.  I get it – I mean, if you’re the head of an agency promoting a clean environment, the last thing you wanna do is be associated with all that disgusting filth sitting back in coach.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation-... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gates-Foundation.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill Gates Announces Foundation to Focus on Conquering Polio:  Bill Gates announced that one of the top priorities of his foundation will be to finally completely wipe out polio.  If successful conquering polio, Gate’s will then focus on ridding humanity of what he considers to be an even bigger plight – the Mac Operating System.

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Pitch-Fork.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Holds Up Waffle House With Pitchfork:  Police have arrested a man who used a pitchfork to rob a Waffle House restaurant just northeast of Atlanta.  So I’m asking myself “why on earth would anyone commit a robbery with a pitchfork?”  And then it hit me – the devil made him do it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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