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Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News

Bill O’Reilly Out at Fox News:  Fox News announced it has ended its association with Bill O’Reilly, the combative TV host and commentator who has ruled cable-news ratings for nearly two decades and was the signature figure in the network’s rise as a powerful political player.  Sounds like Bill O’Reilly is no longer a Factor – he’s entered the “No Job Zone.”

 

Brain Enters Higher State of Consciousness on LSD:  A new study found that psychedelic drugs such as magic mushrooms, ketamine, psilocybin and LSD cause the brain to enter a “higher state of consciousness.”  Unfortunately, my “higher state of consciousness” turns out to be paranoia.  The good news is these drugs are completely safe for everyone.  My cat just told me so.

 

United CEO Calls Dragging Incident a Learning Experience:  Calling it a “learning experience” for all of us here at United, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz apologized to shareholders for forcibly dragging a passenger off one of its planes.  Oh, I think you could call it a “learning experience” for most of us in the traveling public too.  On a positive note, at least they didn’t force the poor guy to parachute out of the plane.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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