by Jeff Dwoskin

#InThe11thHour I cried, 'More, More, More"

-Billy Idol probably

Jan 2nd, 2021 via twitter

by Adam Wolf

In 1967, Billy Idol had sex with a Bob's Big Boy dumpster and nine months later it gave birth to Guy Fieri.

Jul 31st, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Ricky Glore

I think Billy Idol has reached the age where he should go by William, now

Dec 28th, 2017 via twitter

by robyn_vo

Date 1: go see a movie
Date 2: go to dinner AND a movie
Date 3: listen to Billy Idol’s “Mony Mony” on repeat and fuck a lot

Feb 18th, 2013 via twitter

by Adam Wolf

My girlfriend really likes Billy Idol and everytime she shows me a picture of him I mention how much weight Guy Fieri has lost. In case you were wondering why she is going to eventually break up with me.

Apr 16th, 2018 via twitter

by Tommy Campbell

#WalkedOffAdamSandlersSetBecause I found out Billy Idol isn't in this one so what's the point?!

Apr 24th, 2015 via twitter

by Lee Mays

"FUCK THIS DEBATE!!! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM AND ROCK OUT TO SOME BILLY IDOL!!" - Paul Ryan.

Oct 12th, 2012 via twitter

by Jason Harvey

I feel like Billy Idol is just a "punk rock Neil Diamond".

Dec 30th, 2015 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

Billy Idol

Man gets 80’s rocker Billy Idol to perform at his birthday party. And “by perform” I mean “clean the bathrooms before the real entertainment arrives.”

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Oct 25th, 2012Staff Pick

by Lee Mays

Billy Idol's Native American name is "Dances With Self."

Jul 31st, 2019 via twitter

by MystryListener

Bad Joke of the Day:

What is Billy Idol's favorite part of the #Olympics®?

The Closing Ceremony Mony

#BJoftheDay

Feb 25th, 2018 via twitter

by Dan Dodge

Have they ever used Billy Idol's "White Wedding" in a tampon commercial?

Oct 20th, 2013 via twitter