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Trump Tweets He Calls His Own Shots

Trump Tweets He Calls His Own Shots:  In response to reports that Steve Bannon is really running things in the White House, President Trump tweeted that “I call my own shots – largely based on an accumulation of data.”  Oh, his executive decisions are definitely based on a massive accumulation of something, but I don’t think the word “data” best describes what that is.

 

Tiger Attack At Zoo Leaves Worker Seriously Injured:  A female employee of an Interactive Zoological Park in Oklahoma has been hospitalized and her arm possibly severed after sticking her hand inside the tiger cage.  In all fairness, the big cat has always made it perfectly clear he doesn’t accept “hand-outs.”

 

British House Cat Turns 27:  A British house cat has just celebrated his 27th birthday, possibly making him the world’s oldest feline.  The cat is reportedly fond of telling younger cats how – back in the day – he had to walk 5 miles through the snow and ice for a can of Friskies.”

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