by Hayden Black

Sharon Osbourne says she had her vagina tightened. But Ozzy doesn't look any different to me.

Dec 2nd, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by deankarrier

My neighbours listen to Black Sabbath at 7am each morning. Whether they like it or not

Aug 11th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by KentGraham

I prefer vinyl to CDs and digital because it lets me pick up the more subtle musical nuances of Korn and Black Sabbath.

Feb 2nd, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

If you play a Nickelback CD backwards you hear Ozzy laughing at you because you bought a Nickelback CD.

Jun 8th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Phil Johnson

When Ozzy Osbourne yells "I can't hear you!" during a live show, I get the feeling he means it now.

Feb 20th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

"bzz hekd fdd lsdf xclkc wslkdf xcxlk sdfslk cxliuf dslkjdfsf" --Ozzy Osborne #GRAMMYs

Jan 27th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Dan Regan

I'm excited about Ozzy doing a song with Post Malone because there's a chance Ozzy will bite Post's head off at the end.

Sep 9th, 2019 via twitterStaff Pick

by IGotsSmarts

There's no imagination in today's music *puts on the song "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath from the album "Black Sabbath."*

Oct 30th, 2014 via twitterStaff Pick

by Neil Berliner

Ozzy's Birthday

You may not have realized that today is Ozzy Osborne's birthday. Which makes you and Ozzy even.

Dec 3rd, 2012Staff Pick

by ianpauldukes

Ozzy: [paraphrasing Crazy Train] Life can make you a little nuts, right? Can’t we all just love each other?

80’s Parents: Lord protect us, this man is a raving lunatic driven insane by worshipping at Satan’s black altar!!

Jan 29th, 2019 via twitter

by Joel Straley

Black Keys, Black Lips, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Black Dice, Black Crowes, Black Angels, Big Black = bunch of fuckin' white dudes

Jun 28th, 2012 via twitter

by Muttley Matt

#SignsSomeoneIsOffTheRails
They have Ozzy's Crazy Train playing on a loop

Feb 25th, 2017 via twitter