by Warren Holstein

Bode Miller should make NBC cry by forcing them to face their own ratings.

Feb 18th, 2014 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: NBC gives Bode Miller severe paper cut, pours lemon juice on wound.

Feb 17th, 2014 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

Last night at the Olympics, NBC aired the women's downhill practice runs. It was so boring, by comparison, Bode Miller sounded exciting.

Feb 19th, 2018 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

Good move, NBC having the awesome team of Terry Gannon, Tara Lipinsky and Johnny Weir commentate the closing ceremony. And appropriate move having Bode Miller commentate on who goes to the bathroom.

Feb 26th, 2018 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

Bode Miller was a great skier and exciting to watch. But listening to him commentate is like listening to an insurance seminar.

Feb 20th, 2018 via twitter

by Emily Rosenberg

The competing acts include Humongous Harp Guy vs. the smooth singing group Naturally 7. One’s a solo and one’s a group, so it's like an individual skier competing against bob sledders at the Olympics, except with Bode Miller on skis the size of schooners. #WorldsBest

Feb 28th, 2019 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

Great job on the Olympics NBC. Bode Miller is going back to his job calling turtle races.

Feb 26th, 2018 via twitter

by Alex Kaseberg

Would somebody at NBC just pay Bode Miller to go away and replace him with someone with an energy level higher than a hungover basset hound?

Feb 16th, 2018 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute

Bode Miller Wins Super-G

Congratulations to Body Miller, who won the super-G season title with an incredible time of .18. Sorry, that was his blood alcohol content.

Mar 17th, 2007