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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats – that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.”  But gee, there’s just so much love in the world.  Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl?  I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

 

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

 

Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus:  In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus.  No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus – to Kim Kardashian.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump

Trump Supporters Tell Retailers to Shut Up About Trump:  After retailers such as Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus announced they are dropping the Ivanka Trump brand, a group of Trump supporters now say they will refuse to shop at those vendors.  Yea, well excuse my skepticism, but it seems to me a bunch of Trump voters refusing to shop Neiman Marcus or Nordstrom would have about the same impact as Park Avenue residents deciding to boycott Walmart.

 

Navy Secretary Nominee Philip Bilden Withdraws:  Trump Administration officials announced that President Trump’s nominee for Secretary of the Navy, financier Philip Bilden, has withdrawn his name from consideration.  Sources say the decision was made after careful analysis of several model ships the Trump Administration had asked him to assemble which were not considered seaworthy, even in small ponds.

 

Science Finds Oversleeping a Huge Dementia Marker:  A Boston University Medical center study found that those individuals who slept more than nine hours per night are at much greater risk – 50 percent more – of getting dementia.  Perhaps, but I’m not gonna lose any sleep over it.  I mean what the hell are we supposed to do, pray for insomnia?  One thing’s for sure, these oversleepers are gonna be in for a rude awakening.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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