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Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown:  Boston-based Fidelity Investments reportedly ousted two employees this month as part of a crackdown on sexual harassment at the mutual-fund giant.  Insiders say the sexual tension within the company has become so all-pervasive, they may soon be forced to rename the company “In-Fidelity.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda.jpeg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />German Zoo Hopes to Cure Panda’s Odd Walking with Sex:  Zookeepers at Berlin’s main animal park are hoping to cure a young female panda’s habit of walking backwards by introducing her to one of life’s great pleasures – sex.  Good grief, makes you wonder who the hell’s running that zoo – Harvey Weinstein?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />DBV Technologies Peanut Allergy Drug Fails Key Study:  French drug developer DBV Technologies said its peanut allergy treatment did not meet the main goal in a highly anticipated late-stage study, causing its US-listed stocks to plunge 60.5 percent.  Angry investors were heard complaining “I must have been nuts to invest in a company like this.”  Others noted that the stock fell so low, you could pick up shares for mere peanuts – that is, assuming you’re not allergic.

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