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Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor

Trump Lashes Out at Puerto Rico Mayor:  After receiving criticism for his administration’s slow response to the humanitarian crisis in Puerto Rico, Donald Trump lashed out at San Juan’s mayor by complaining that “they want everything to be done for them.”

 

Maybe he has a point.  I mean – come on, it isn’t as if they just suffered massive infrastructure damage, loss of life, have no electricity, very little safe drinking water, food shortages and toxic sewage is overflowing out all over the place.   Oh wait…

 

When reporters questioned whether Mr Trump could truly relate to the suffering in Puerto Rico, an angry White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters “the President knows exactly what its like to be out of water and electricity, pointing out that he was once out golfing on one of his golf courses, only to discover somewhere around the 13th hole that he was completely out of bottled water.”

 

“To make matters worse, his cellphone battery was completely dead – making it impossible for him to call and have someone replenish his stock.  Finding himself to be extremely thirsty, the President had no alternative but to drink right out of one of those dirty public drinking fountains.  Don’t tell me our President doesn’t know hardship!”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill:  Several pastors this week have been claiming Hurricane Harvey is God’s way of punishing Houston for not passing an Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill and for having “a very, very aggressively pro-homosexual mayor.”  Wait a minute – Canada passed laws protecting gay and trans rights.  Makes you wonder, what the hell does Canada need to do to get noticed by the almighty?

 

Kim Kardashian Says Daughter Would Make Better President:  In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, reality star Kim Kardashian expressed strong feelings about Donald Trump’s presidency, claiming that her daughter would make a better president.  Political experts say that while that statement is basically true, her daughter’s presidency would not be valid for the entire country, but only the North West.

 

Four Earth-sized Exoplanets May Have Large Quantities of Water:  Scientists say four of seven mysterious worlds orbiting a nearby star named Trappist-1, might very well have large quantities of water, offering a tantalizing boost to the possibility of finding life beyond our solar system.  I’m not so sure about the alien life, but this sure sounds like great news for bottled water companies as well as those who enjoy taking long showers.  As for me, I think I’ll just stay here on Earth.  I tend to get bored on long trips, especially the ones that take over 159,000 years.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Good Samaritan Billed After Rescuing Family In Car Crash

Good SamaritanGood Samaritan Billed After Rescuing Family In Car Crash:  A good samaritan in California, who stopped at the scene of an accident and rescued a family who were trapped in their wrecked car, noticed a small scrape on his own hand and asked paramedics for a bottle of water.  Not long after that, the good samaritan received bill for $143 as a “First Responder Fee.”

 

My first thoughts were, are you serious?  That much for a small bottle off water?  Talk about “California Scheme’n!”  Then I remembered, California’s in the middle of a serious water crises.  Who knew that included bottled water?  Sounds like those paramedics must have been working on commission.

 

I mean, for $143, couldn’t they at least have offered him one of those cheap bottles of wine Trader Joe’s always seems to have on sale?  Hell, at those prices, I’d be afraid to ask a paramedic what time it is.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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