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Good Samaritan Billed After Rescuing Family In Car Crash

Good SamaritanGood Samaritan Billed After Rescuing Family In Car Crash:  A good samaritan in California, who stopped at the scene of an accident and rescued a family who were trapped in their wrecked car, noticed a small scrape on his own hand and asked paramedics for a bottle of water.  Not long after that, the good samaritan received bill for $143 as a “First Responder Fee.”

 

My first thoughts were, are you serious?  That much for a small bottle off water?  Talk about “California Scheme’n!”  Then I remembered, California’s in the middle of a serious water crises.  Who knew that included bottled water?  Sounds like those paramedics must have been working on commission.

 

I mean, for $143, couldn’t they at least have offered him one of those cheap bottles of wine Trader Joe’s always seems to have on sale?  Hell, at those prices, I’d be afraid to ask a paramedic what time it is.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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