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Kellyanne Conway’s $3600 Gucci Outfit Raises Eyebrows

Kellyanne Conway’s $3600 Gucci Outfit Raises Eyebrows:  Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway has the internet abuzz with the odd-looking $3600 Gucci outfit she chose to wear to the inauguration.  Now I realize the Trump people are trying to get everyone to get on the bandwagon, but who knew that meant actually putting on a band uniform as well?

 

Study Claims Cockroaches Ate Dinosaur Dung:  Scientists have long pondered why they rarely see dinosaur dung at archeological sites may now have an explanation – the dung was most likely eaten by cockroaches.  Why that’s absolutely disgusting!  I don’t think that I’ll ever smoke a roach again.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Jade-Egg.jpg 293w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Jade Eggs Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Gynecological Advice:  Gynecologists are none to happy with actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest gynecological recommendation – inserting a “jade egg” into the vagina which she claims increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance and feminine energy in general.  Gee, and all this time I just assumed those celebrities walked that way because they were in high heels.  On the other hand, I suppose it could have been worse, she could have recommended a bowling ball.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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New Study Links Swearing With Honesty

New Study Links Swearing With Honesty:  New research found that the more people swear, the more honest they are likely to be, describing swearing as the “unfiltered, genuine expression of emotions.”  Well then, I must be one honest SOB!  Move over Abe Lincoln.  And while some religious groups are questioning the validity of the study, researchers swear its all true.

 

Australian Man Breaks World Lawn Bowling Record:  A Queensland, Australia man has broken the world record for continuous lawn bowling by going 73-hours straight.  Gee, since when is a story about lawn bowling a big international news item?  I never thought I’d say it, but it sort of makes me yearn for the good old days when the news was full of stories about the Kardashians.

 

New Smart Hairbrush Has Mic That Listens to Your Hair:  CES has just witnessed  the launch of the world’s first smart hairbrush – a $200 “hair coach” which includes WiFi and a microphone that listens as you brush your hair – “providing insights into manageability, frizziness, dryness, split-ends and breakage.”  I don’t know about you, but I can think of better things to do with $200 then get insulted by some persnickety hairbrush.  Besides, I’ve never tried to speak to my hair before.  Who knows if it even speaks English?  Be my luck it’d try and accuse me of “follicular homicide.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Coyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool

Coyotes by the PoolCoyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool:  A Brentwood, California man finally had to call LA County Animal Services after three coyotes were found lounging around the family pool for several days straight, ignoring any effort to get them to leave.  Come on folks, we’ve all been warned about not feeding wild animals – so if you’re serving coyotes Patron Cadillac Margaritas by the pool, just what do you expect?

 

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Kasich Claims People Choosing Visiting Ohio Over Maui:  In his opening remarks at the Ohio State Fair, Gov. John Kasich told the crowd that Ohio has become cool again and that vacationers are now asking themselves “do I want to go to Maui, or do I want to go to Cleveland?”  Vacation in Cleveland?  What’s he been smoking?  Oh yea,  Maui Waui!

 

Angry Cow Destroyed After Running Over Officer in Washington:  Police are trying to figure out what set off an uncontrollable, angry cow that escaped a county fairgrounds, bowling over its owner and injuring a local police officer, as well as denting several police cars before taking off on rampage throughout the town of Longview, Washington.  Animal Control officers say that while this may not have been classic “Mad Cow,” it was obviously a very “pissed cow.”  And while I’m no animal behavioral expert – I would have at least tried to hook it up with some inexpensive anger management classes before putting the beast down.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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