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Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Code-Breakers.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos:  Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.”  No surprise there – I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts.  Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next?  Throw paper towels at hurricane victims?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Facebook.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Facebook Rolls Out AI to Detect Suicidal Posts:  Facebook announced a brand new “proactive detection artificial intelligence technology,” designed to scan all posts looking for patterns of suicidal thoughts – and when necessary – send mental health resources to the user at risk.  Gee, one would assume with all the money Facebook has, they could afford to just hire some actual intelligence rather than the artificial kind.  Wonder if that new “artificial intelligence” will also be able to detect when foreign governments are buying fake, political hacker ads to post on Facebook?  The first clue might be when they’re paying for everything in Rubles.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Elerdy.jpg 728w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds We’re Living Longer Lives in Poorer Health:  A new study found that while life expectancy is increasing, adults are spending a large portion of their retirement years in poor health.  A Trump Administration spokesperson claims the easiest way to put a stop to this trend would be to make dramatic cuts to medical care funding for the elderly – combined with lowering taxes for the wealthy.  Problem solved!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Gives Bizarre Speech to Attendees of 2017 Boy Scout Jamboree

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Donald-Trump-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Donald-Trump.jpeg 410w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Trump Gives Bizarre Speech to Attendees of 2017 Boy Scout Jamboree:  President Donald Trump gave an absolutely bizarre speech at the 2017 Boy Scout Jamboree, regaling the youngsters with tales of attending cocktail get-togethers with “hot” guests and playboy industrialists, sharing nightlife tips, bragging about his election win and leading the scouts in a massive boo for ex-President Barack Obama.  Gee, I can hardly wait to hear what he plans to tell the Girl Scouts.  About the only thing missing from the speech were hints about how scouts should consider buying their merit badges instead of going through all that stupid crap to get them.  After all, everyone knows doing the work and actually earning your rewards is for suckers.

 

Michael Phelps Races a Great White Shark:  As part of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, Olympic great Michael Phelps raced a simulated great white shark over a 100m course, finishing just two seconds slower than the simulated great white.  Oh for God’s sake, what’ll they think of next?  Trump and Steve Bannon racing a great white supremacist?

 

Heavy Drinking Will Kill 63,000 Over Next Five Years:  Doctors in the UK warn that nearly 63,000 people in that country will die over the next five years from liver problems linked to heavy drinking.  In response, Trump officials are urging any Americans who may be considered heavy drinkers – not to move to England.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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