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President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Donald-Trump-Phys... 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical:  President Trump’s White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.

 

Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job.  After all, he is a rear admiral.  That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.

 

Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal – we’ve not had another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft – similar to what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Florida-Students.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting – were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because – I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers – protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-1024x7... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch – and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Louise-Reay.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office – he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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