Roger Clemens' former trainer Brian McNamee is providing a DNA sample to authorities to bolster his accusation that the pitcher used steroids. He'll have it as soon as he swabs the front seat of Mindy McCready's truck.
New reports suggest that Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was 15 years-old. And he seems like such an honest guy. Clemens said he did not, but if he did have a relationship with a 15-year-old, she was provided to him by Brian McNamee.
Brian McNamee fainted while driving and crashed his car head-on into a city bus. Luckily, McNamee knows where to get painkillers. Ironically, the incident hurt less than sitting through a senate hearing.
Brian McNamee promised he can prove that Roger Clemens took steroids because he has several old syringes and bloody gauze. If true, the items will prove both Clemens' guilt and McNamee's creepiness. Thankfully, McNamee had saved them as a Valentine's Day gift for Amy Winehouse.