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Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

 

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence.  So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

 

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump.  Yet another wasted effort I guess.  My question is, why bother with a flyover?  Why not just open up a Google Earth app?

 

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying.  I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people.  I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

 

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians – its transgenders serving in the military.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un

North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un:  North Korea is accusing the CIA  and South Korea of attempting to assassinate Kim Jong-un with unspecified biochemical substances during a public ceremonial event in the capital of Pyongyang.  Hell, no need to send someone to assassinate Kim.  Just book him on a United flight.

 

Study Finds Botox Could Help Treat Depression:  A California study found those who used the anti-wrinkle agent Botox had lower rates of depression.  One thing’s for sure, you’re never gonna be able to tell if they’re depressed by the expression on their face.

 

Music Teacher Caught Selling Tubas for Heroin:  A Nunda, N.Y. music teacher pulled over by police with a tuba in her backseat admitted to stealing more than 50 instruments from her school district and selling them to buy heroin.  Wow, this woman’s life has gone right down the tubas.  Now, she’ll have to face the music.

 

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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