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Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire

Paul Ryan Lowers the Boom on Women Wearing Sleeveless Attire:  House Speaker Paul Ryan has begun vigorously enforcing rules which prohibit women from attempting to enter the Speaker’s Lobby while wearing shoulder-baring sleeveless shirts and dresses.  While I’m certainly no expert on congressional matters, I’m assuming a rule like this would be enforced by the sergeant-at-arms.  That said, kind of makes you wonder, isn’t there anything more important Speaker Ryan could be doing with his time – you know, like slashing funding for school lunches or cutting healthcare services to veterans and the elderly?

 

Trump’s Poland Speech Sounded Like Someone Reading a Wikipedia Page:  Some are calling out President Donald Trump’s recent speech in Poland, which many felt sounded as if he was simply reading the country’s Wikipedia page to Poland’s own people.  Well, on a positive note, at least he didn’t open with a Polish joke – you know – something like “all you Poles should be grateful you’re no longer part of Russia.  Those Russian winters can be really harsh.”

 

Western Montana Hit With 5.8 Earthquake:  A 5.8 magnitude earthquake has struck western Montana about 33 miles northwest of Helena.  While geologists say earthquakes are not unusual for the area, Fox and Friends is reporting that it wasn’t actually an earthquake, but shock waves from President Trump’s bodyslam of the CNN meme finally reaching Montana.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming

Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming:  President Trump took to Twitter again, this time in a doctored video portraying him body-slamming and punching a person with the CNN logo superimposed on the head in what many feel could incite people to commit violence against journalists.

 

Now I’m no anthropologist, but could it be possible we now have the world’s least evolved primate living right in the White House?  And speaking of human evolution, while everyone knows both Trump and Kim Kardashian are both well known reality show veterans and prolific tweeters, its also becoming quite obvious to most observers that Kim is never gonna measure up when to the President when its comes to posterior size.

 

One thing I have to give Trump credit for is that he was able to take what was, by all accounts, a rather stressful job with loads of responsibility and reduce it down to making early morning tweets, weekend golfing excursions, self promotional rallies, watching morning cable news shows and trolling late night comedians.  Good work if you can get it, but of course these days, it’s gonna require having some pretty strong Russian connections.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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