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Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars

Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars:  California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is vice chairman of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, asked members of a NASA panel this week if there had been ancient civilizations on Mars.  Congressman Rohrabacher, don’t you realize that its dumb questions like that which make all the aliens who live on the dark side of the moon wanna mock us out?

 

Coyotes Said to Be Moving Into Santa Monica:  Wildlife officials say coyotes have strayed from their usual comfort zone deep in the Santa Monica Mountains and have set up a new home near the city’s southern border around Ocean Park Boulevard and 25th Street.  Yea, well I wish them lots of luck trying to find any parking in that neighborhood.

 

Judge Halts Auction of Madonna’s Intimate Items:  The New York Times reports that a judge has halted an auction featuring 22 items previously belonging to singer Madonna, including a breakup letter from Tupac Shakur, a hairbrush which still contains some of the singer’s hair and a previously worn pair of her underwear – after the singer filed an emergency court order.  I don’t know about the other items, but I say its just wrong to try and sell Madonna’s old underwear.  Hell, something like that needs to be donated to science.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must’ve taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate – but only on both sides.”  That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.

 

LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

 

Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast:  The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that – following a nuclear blast – you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair.  And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice – I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off – you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not.  And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Stem Cell Brain Implants Could Slow Aging Process in Humans

Stem Cell Brain Implants Could Slow Aging Process in Humans:  Scientists announced they have slowed down the aging process in animals by implanting stem cells into the hypothalamus region of their brains, raising hopes that implants into the “almond-sized” hypothalamus of humans could help combat age-related diseases and therefore extend the human lifespan.  In related news, Trader Joe’s has almonds on sale all this week for just $4.99 a pound, but researchers caution that while this may be a great bargain, there’s no hard evidence that purchasing discounted almonds at Trader Joe’s will do anything to increase the human lifespan.

 

Half Our Bodies’ Atoms Formed Beyond Milky Way:  Astronomers say nearly half of the atoms that make up our bodies may have formed beyond the Milky Way and traveled to our solar system on intergalactic winds driven by giant exploding stars.  Yea, and a good portion of the other half of our bodies formed because we ate too many Milky Ways.

 

Man Accused of Smuggling King Cobras in Potato Chip Canisters:  A Los Angeles man has been arrested after federal prosecutors say he arranged to smuggle three highly venomous king cobra snakes into the United States hidden in potato chip canisters.  What I wanna know is, who’s job was it to stuff the snakes into the potato chip canisters?  Talk about coming through when the chips are down.  I suppose it goes without saying that he told the snakes “I bet you can’t eat just one.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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