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Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre:  Conspiracy-theorist and Donald Trump’s favorite radio personality Alex Jones, told his 5 million listeners that the recent Las Vegas mass shootings were caused by an unholy alliance of Muslims, Bolsheviks, OJ Simpson and “Deep-State Democrats.”  In response, critics say Alex Jones is nothing more than a manipulative con artist who preys on the ignorant and the mentally ill.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, we now have a President who appears to be both.

 

UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression:  Researchers in London who studied the diets of British civil servants report that a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  On the other hand, they may just be depressed because they have to eat British food.

 

Three Americans Win Nobel Prize for Work on Circadian Systems:  Three Americans have been honored with the Nobel Prize in Medicine for their work on molecular mechanisms that control circadian systems.  Interesting achievement, especially when you consider close to half the country doesn’t even believe in science.  Hell, most Americans have to be wondering just what’s the point of giving out awards to people who probably can’t even dribble a basketball?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business

Kushner Using Private E-mail Account for White House Business:  According to a new report, Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner has been using his private email account to conduct official White House business.  While that certainly exposes a huge hypocrisy on their part, I suppose one could argue what state secrets could Kushner possibly reveal that Donald Trump hasn’t already made public in some early morning volcanic tweet storm?  Personally, I’m not so concerned about his e-mails as I am with why is it that every time I see a picture of this guy – I immediately think “undertaker?”

 

Humans and Neanderthals More Similar Than Previously Thought:  A remarkably preserved 49,000-year-old skeleton of a Neanderthal child found in a limestone cave in Spain, indicates that Neanderthal kids developed in a very similar way that modern Homo sapiens do.  While I’m no anthropologist, I can see those similarities myself.  After all, Neanderthals frequently used stone tools – and modern humans smoke weed and frequently use tools when they are stoned.  The parallels are just plain eerie if you ask me.

 

Trump Turns Pro Sports Into Political Battleground:  During a recent rally in Alabama, President Trump turned professional sports into a political battleground by calling on teams to fire athletes who kneel during the national anthem – and then calling former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick an SOB.  I think the lesson to be learned here is that it’s probably a good idea to make sure you have at least 50 heavily armed Secret Service guys guarding you before you start referring to huge NFL players as SOB’s.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Christian Conspiracy Theorist David Meade Cancels Apocalypse

Christian Conspiracy Theorist David Meade Cancels Apocalypse:  Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade, who claimed the world would end September 23rd when the mysterious planet Nibiru would collide with Earth, is now backtracking on that prediction and instead claiming that the world “as we know it” will be ending beginning October 2017.

 

Oh crap, now I have to unpack everything.  I just assumed the apocalypse didn’t happen because Nibiru might have been stuck in traffic and running a little late.  Don’t ya just hate it when they cancel important stuff like the end of the world at the last minute?  Is it just me, or does it seem like this David Meade guy has been making doomsday predictions like there’s no tomorrow?

 

Not to be critical, but at this point, I think there’s a better chance of Donald Trump getting complimentary season tickets for Golden State Warriors games than one of David Meade’s predictions coming true.  Just as well, I had a few things I needed to get done this week anyway.  Now if I can just reschedule that colon hydrotherapy appointment I canceled.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters

Twitter to Test Doubling Tweet Length to 280 Characters:  Twitter just announced it will test extending the text limit of a post on its service from 140 to 280 characters.  What an exciting day for democracy!  People will now be free to express twice the anger – and with hardly any additional effort.

 

Vision and Hearing Loss Linked to Cognitive Decline:  Several new studies reinforce previous data which indicate that vision and hearing loss are telltale signs of cognitive decline.  So if your eye doctor suggests you may need reading glasses, just tell her “What’s the point?  I’m not gonna understand anything I read anyway.”

 

California Emergency Alert Announces End of the World:  Some in Southern California were freaking out after television programming was interrupted late Thursday morning by a fundamentalist preacher whose message somehow got broadcast over the state’s Emergency Alert system, warning cable customers that the end of the world would be upon them on Saturday.  I choose to look on the bright side, at least they aren’t announcing another rate increase.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price-768x687... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price.jpg 905w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations:  Amazon Studio head Roy Price has resigned amid allegations that he sexually harassed a producer of one of the company’s most high-profile shows.  Amazon officials boasted that, because of the company’s popular Amazon Prime service, they were able to ship Price’s ass the hell out in as little as one business day.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Chinas-Space-Lab.jpg 660w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />China’s Massive Space Lab Will Soon Crash to Earth:  Chinese officials have confirmed that they have lost control of their 8/12 ton space lab and that it soon crash somewhere down to Earth in the latter half of this year.  Oh yeah, well if it falls down on top of me – I’ll sue.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/BKvWW2ECMAAwAti.jpg 550w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Giant Panda Gives Birth In Washington Zoo:  A giant panda has given birth to a cub at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington – though zoo staff say it’s not immediately clear who the father may be.  Zoo officials say they’ll need to wait for test results to come back before they can completely rule out former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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