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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – have been in a state of total excitation of late, thanks to a new picture posted recently on YouTube.  The picture appears to show an image of the individual who took the snapshot reflecting off an Apollo 17 astronaut’s visor – and now Moon truthers are claiming that this individual doesn’t even appear to have a spacesuit on and is probably a Hollywood stagehand and not another astronaut.

 

Well, I gotta say – it all sounds plausible to me.  I mean, when you think about it – all you’d really need to pull something like this off would be thousands and thousands of paid extras who would be willing to keep all this a secret for decades and decades, not to mention all the countries who would have been monitoring a US Moon landing such as the USSR, the People’s Republic of China and North Korea.  I’m sure they would all have been more than happy to go along with a scam like this as they would naturally wish to do anything they in their power to further enhance the prestige of the United States.  On the other hand, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that not many of these conspiracy theorists are rocket scientists.

 

That said, this YouTube pic is rather grainy.  I mean, for all I know, that image reflecting off the astronaut’s visor could be Harvey Weinstein getting ready to grope one of the actresses on the Moon soundstage, but he became distracted after he came upon a copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  But hell, if you’re gonna go the conspiracy route, why stop at the moon landing?  I’ll bet Columbus’ voyage to America was staged too.   Meanwhile, not to be upstaged by a bunch of conspiracy theorist wannabes, ultra-conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now claiming that he once had documented evidence that the moon landing was all staged, but unfortunately, all of that evidence has mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

Now, I’m sure by now many of you are wondering – if this Moon landing was staged by Hollywood, how on “Earth” did they pull it off?  Well, I have my own theory.  First, NASA hires a prominent Hollywood director to film a fake Moon landing, but it soon becomes obvious to the producers that the cost of building such an elaborate set would be far too expensive for their budget.  So, in order to save money, the director gets a brilliant idea, why not film the entire fake Moon landing – right on location?  Mystery solved!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack

American Heart Association President Suffers Heart Attack:  The president of the American Heart Association, cardiologist Dr. John Warner, is reportedly resting comfortably after suffering a minor heart attack during the organization’s scientific conference taking place in Anaheim, California.  Fortunately for him, when the call went out “is there a doctor in the house?” – everyone in the entire room raised their hands.

 

Trump to Lift Ban on Importing Elephant Trophies from Africa:  The Trump administration has announced that it will lift the ban on elephant trophies from Zambia and Zimbabwe, reversing a 2014 ban under President Obama.  Must be Trump’s Christmas gift to his two sons.  What I find interesting about Trump lifting the ban is the GOP mascot is the elephant.  Now that’s what I call irony – or more accurately – ivory.

 

Texas Scientists Grow Human Lungs Inside Lab:  Scientists in Texas have successfully managed to grow a set of human lungs inside their lab, which they hope will eventually lead to a breakthrough for organ transplant recipients.  I find that almost unbelievable.  I mean, who could have ever imagined that there are scientists in Texas?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Delta-Airlines.jpg 384w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats:  A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman – who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit – face possible felony charges after the woman was caught in the act of giving oral sex to the male passenger.

 

Wow, I have to admit that before I looked at their ages, I was thinking “why would Harvey Weinstein be flying to Detroit?”  That said, this was kind of a creative way to use-up those air miles travel points.  I mean, who needs Pornhub when you can just grab yourself a quick flight to Detroit?  And to think industry analysts were just reporting how hard its been for airlines to fill up their flights to Detroit…not anymore!

 

But come on, all kidding aside – this was rather inconsiderate on the part of these two.  I mean, suppose one of the other passengers sitting nearby had a “nut” allergy?  That said, several passengers did remark about how this was certainly a hell of a lot more entertaining than those crappy in-flight movies.  Regardless, everyone knows passengers are not supposed to have full access to the cockpit during a flight.  And even if the plane were going down, that doesn’t necessarily mean the passengers have to.

 

Anyway, after being caught in the act, flight attendants instructed the female passenger to “please return her fellow passenger to his upright position.”  Of course, if this guy was really smart, he should have just thrown his jacket over her head and claimed she was simply having a set of mild seizures.  Meanwhile, after the plane landed, an attorney for the female passenger told reporters her defense would likely be “if the mouth doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bill-OReilly.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Bill O’Reilly Dropped By UTA After $32 Million Settlement Revealed:  Bill O’Reilly has been dropped by his talent agency UTA after a NY Times article revealed he paid out $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim in February.  I’m guessing UTA just doesn’t get a lot of calls from people looking for talented sexual predators.  On a positive note, he now has the premise for his next book – “Killing O’Reilly.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/G-Mail.png 579w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former CIA/NSA Director Says Terrorists Use Gmail:  Former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden recently told a gathering that “G-mail” is the preferred online mail service for terrorists.  Really?  I would have guessed they use “Jihad Mail.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Elephant-Obesity.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />California Fat Farm For Elephants Will Tackle Obesity:  A foundation in Northern California plans to open an elephant “fat farm” dedicated to improving the health of captive elephants in North America, 75 percent of whom are overweight according to a recent study.  I supposed its tough when you’re constantly told you look as big as an elephant.  Wildlife officials say one of the problems is that the elephants always insist they’re just “big-boned.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought

Catastrophic Volcanos Erupt More Often Than Previously Thought:  New data shows that one-thousand gigaton volcanic super-eruptions may happen much more frequent than previously thought, with scientists discovering they could occur as often as every 5,000 years – with the next big one is due any time.  Gee, I never thought I’d say this, but Jim Bakker’s doomsday $500 “Bucket-O-Mac & Cheese” with the 25-year shelf life is suddenly starting to sound like a pretty good bargain after all.  I mean, its either that or break into the San Diego Zoo and try and eat up all their antelopes.

 

Study Finds Prehistoric Women Had Extremely Strong Arms:  Anthropologists say they have determined that prehistoric women had very strong arms on a thick bone structure – because of the extreme manual labor they were forced to perform on a daily basis.  Really?  Well then, all I can say is it’s kind of a shame that there were as yet no jars that women would have been able to have opened for themselves back in those days.  Guess they needed to be strong enough to fend off the Trumps and the Weinsteins of the day.

 

Facebook Asks Users to Upload Face Photos:  Soon, you may be forced to upload a clear photograph of your face onto Facebook to prove you aren’t a Russian bot.  Pro-Tip – don’t try fooling Facebook by uploading a photo of Donald Trump instead of your own.  The software won’t recognize it as human.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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