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Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham

Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham:  Creationist Ken Ham is reportedly very upset and telling the Washington Post to “get it right,” after they incorrectly reported that Ham believes the dinosaurs were wiped out by the flood when he actually believes that Noah brought all the dinosaurs on board the Ark with him.  Well of course the dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.  Hell, there’s even a wonderful documentary on the subject titled “The Flintstones.”  Personally, I think I’ll wait to hear what Donald Trump has to say on the subject as he always seems to have “the very best” ideas about everything.  Besides, I think former Australian Ken Ham is a classic example of how the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) can go awry.

 

Trump Questions the Need for Cybersecurity:  In recent remarks, President-elect Donald Trump has been questioning the need for cybersecurity and claiming that no computer is completely safe – alarming experts who say his comments could put both government and private data at risk.  Why all this cybersecurity talk is nothing but silly nonsense.  If you listen to those guys long enough, you could could get the impression the Russians hacked into our computers or something.  Now how about playing some music for me on my 8-track.

 

Vandals Change Iconic Hollywood Sign to Hollyweed:  The iconic “Hollywood” sign got a New Year’s Day makeover from an unknown vandal who used a black tarp to transform the letters into a message celebrating marijuana by making the sign read “Hollyweed.”  Police have arrested a man who claims he was just too drunk to remember.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak

Pet Rats Linked to Seoul Virus Outbreak:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed Friday that pet rats are the source of an outbreak of Seoul virus infections in Illinois and Wisconsin.  Local media reports the virus outbreak has led some rat owners to verbally abuse their pets, with some going so far as to call them horrible, hurtful names like “you dirty rats!”

 

Iowa to Allow Blind People to Carry Guns in Public:  Iowa has passed legislation which will allow blind residents to acquire guns and to carry these firearms in public.  While it seems a bit unsettling, I suppose its less dangerous than allowing “blond people” to carry firearms.  Personally, I have no issue with blind people firing a gun, its just the aiming I’m a little concerned about.

 

New Report on iPhone 8’s Facial Recognition Feature:  A new report has surfaced indicating that Apple’s next-gen iPhone may include an advanced form of facial recognition technology, capable of even discerning specific emotional states.  In addition, Apple is reportedly planning to issue a disclaimer – cautioning Hollywood celebrities that their facelifts and botox treatments could very well render their phone’s facial recognition features completely useless.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row

Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row:  According to sources, the Kardashian-Jenner family has donated 100 gourmet, chef-prepared meals to people in need on Skid Row, an impoverished area in downtown Los Angeles, California.  A Kardashian spokesperson say the family struggled over whether the donation should be gourmet, chef-prepared meals or tickets to the opera.  They finally decided on the gourmet meals because – while the opera did have some front row seating, no skid row seating was available for purchase.

 

Nike’s Self-Lacing Athletic Shoe Called Most Innovative:  Wired magazine has labeled Nike’s self-lacing athletic shoe one of the 2016’s most innovative products and a serious feat of engineering.  Perhaps, but let’s be honest folks, if you’re too lazy to even tie your own shoe laces, I really don’t think an “athletic shoe” is the shoe for you.

 

Trump Fighting to Protect His Trademark in China:  With everything from Trump condoms to Trump toilets available for sale, Donald Trump seems to be fighting a losing battle in an effort to protect his trademark in China.  While I understand Trump’s concerns, I suppose Trump Toilets are an inevitable outcome when you’re about to become “Commoder-in-Chief.”  And the Trump Toilet Company’s motto “Take a Dump in a Trump” probably doesn’t help much either.  I’m sensing something like this could quickly become a big movement.  On the other hand, I wouldn’t trust a Trump condom for anything – it’d just be too thin-skinned.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground

squirrelhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel.png 450w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground:  According to a public health advisory, a ground squirrel found in a Los Angeles-area campground has tested positive for plague, causing authorities to shut down part of the Angeles National Forest for at least a week.  In an angry late night tweet, President-elect Donald Trump promised that as soon as he takes office, he plans to look into revoking squirrel camping privileges in all of our nation’s National Parks.

 

hawkinghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1-300x300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1.jpg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Hawking Issues Another Warning to Humanity:  Fresh from warning us about the dangers of contacting ET, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is now appearing in an anti-obesity campaign ad for a Swedish non-profit, cautioning everyone that obesity is one of the most serious public health problems of the 21st century.  One thing’s for sure, when that Stephen Hawking workout video comes out, that should bring a lot of attention for the cause.

 

speed-of-lightTheory Challenging Einstein’s Speed to Be Tested:  A new paper describes for the first time how scientists can test a controversial idea that speed of light is not a constant as Einstein claimed.  Fine, test anything you want, but just don’t screw up my GPS.  I have to be somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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