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Aretha Franklin Told She Can’t Eat Takeout Food Inside Restaurant

Aretha FranklinAretha Franklin Told She Can’t Eat Takeout Food Inside Restaurant:  Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin reportedly got into a verbal altercation with an employee at a Lewiston, N.Y. Johnny Rockets after she was told that because she had ordered her burger for takeout, she wasn’t permitted to sit inside the restaurant to eat it.  Aretha claims “all she was asking for was a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t” – to which the employee responded – “t-a-k-e-o-u-t…find out what it means to me.”

 

Baby AlligatorTortoise Suspected of Helping Baby Alligator Flee Zoo:  A baby alligator named Carlos has broken out of a Michigan zoo, and zoo officials believe his escape was engineered by a large tortoise that regularly strolls around the area.  Zoo personnel became suspicious after hearing the tortoise call out “see you later alligator.”

 

Acupuncture TreatmentZoo Lion Named Lucifer Treated With Acupuncture:  In a rather unconventional move, Nicki Grint, a veterinarian at the Paignton Zoo in Devon, England used acupuncture to treat a 419-pound Asiatic lion named Lucifer.  When asked why she would use acupuncture on such a large animal, she responded “the devil made me do it.”

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