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Schwarzenegger Admits to Another Affair

Schwarzenegger Admits to Another Affair:  Arnold Schwarzenegger admits that not only did he cheat on Maria Shriver while the two were married, but he also cheated back when they were still dating and living together with his Red Sonja co-star Brigitte Nielsen when the two did that film together.  Apparently “iron” wasn’t the only thing Arnold was pumping back in those days.

 

Americans Skipping Doctor Visits:  According to figures from a new Consumer Reports survey, more than 60% of Americans said they skipped a doctor’s visit in the past year because of cost.  Of course there’s always the possibility that those figures have been doctored.

 

Illegal Rat Meat Being Sold in London Market:  The BBC is reporting that illegal rat meat as well as other bushmeat are being sold in shocking quantities in one of London’s busiest markets.  Officials expressed concern that if the trend continues, London could eventually run out of rats. 

 

Gov Brown Approves Driverless Cars for Calif:  Gov. Jerry Brown rode to Google headquarters in a self-driving Toyota Prius before signing legislation that will pave the way for driverless cars in California.  Advocates claim this technology is crucial if we’re ever to have texting while driving again. 

 


Carmageddon 2 Underway in LA:  The 10-mile closure on LA’s 405 Freeway for a bridge-demolition project known as Carmageddon has drivers struggling to find alternative routes to avoid the congestion.  Fortunately, there’s always the new Apple Maps to help these drivers navigate their way
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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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