by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: Catherine Zeta-Jones' vagina threatens to murder Drake.

Jun 2nd, 2013 via twitter

by Steve Hofstetter

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are separating, possibly because Douglas refused to get any more throat cancer.

Aug 28th, 2013 via twitterStaff Pick

by Warren Holstein

Catherine Zeta-Jones has entered treatment for bipolar disorder. I always thought she was a tad too exuberant about T-Mobile.

Apr 30th, 2013 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

#InsteadOfVaping ...I went down on Catherine Zeta-Jones

Oct 1st, 2019 via twitter

by Bob Phillips

It's looking like Michael Douglas is never going to let Catherine Zeta Jones leave.

May 16th, 2015 via twitter

by Hayden Black

New T-Shirt: "I Went Down On Catherine Zeta-Jones And Only Got Gonorrhea"

Jun 3rd, 2013 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Michael Douglas denies there's a "crisis" in his marriage with Catherine Zeta-Jones. He says he just doesn't eat out with her anymore.

Sep 3rd, 2013 via twitter

by Adam Wolf

If the choice is between eating Catherine Zeta Jones’ pussy and getting cancer, sign me up for chemo tomorrow.

Jun 3rd, 2013 via twitter

by Hayden Black

Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones are to be taking a break. Or "naptime" as it's called around the house.

Aug 28th, 2013 via twitter

by @Meatblankett

Knowing that if you follow Catherine Zeta-Jones on Twitter you could get throat cancer.

#WhatHauntsMeAtNight

Oct 6th, 2019 via twitter

by Eryn McCabe

Kirk Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones oh my god #GoldenGlobes2018

Jan 8th, 2018 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are reportedly “taking a break" from her HPV and bi-polar disorder.

Aug 28th, 2013 via twitter