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Trump’s Staff Keeping Him Off Twitter in Final Days

donald-trump-on-twitterTrump’s Staff Keeping Him Off Twitter in Final Days:  According to multiple sources, Donald Trump’s campaign staff has reportedly taken away his Twitter account privileges during the Republican nominee’s last few days on the campaign trail.  Wow, apparently all the rapists, murderers and overweight beauty queens get the last laugh after all.  On the other hand, if he does get elected, probably best to give him back his Twitter – lest he gets bored and starts playing with the nuclear codes or worse, tossing Mazel Tov Cocktails.


two-faced-catRare Two-Faced Kitten Born in Oregon:  A rare kitten with two faces was born in Oregon and the vet has pronounced her in good health, adding that she meows loudly from both mouths.  Of course this raises the question does a two-headed cat have 18 lives?  Poor thing will have to go through life with everyone calling it four-eyes.  On a positive note, anything which is that two-faced could easily find work as a congressional mascot.


green-snakeSnake Gives AeroMexico Passengers Mid-Flight Scare:  Passengers aboard AeroMexico Flight 231 from Torreon to Mexico City were shocked in mid-flight when a venomous green viper snake emerged from the side of an overhead compartment before dropping down toward the floor of the plane’s cabin.  Immigration officials say they’re still trying to determine if the green snake was carrying a valid green card.  When questioned as to how a venomous snake could have gotten on the plane in the first place, AeroMexico officials believe that it most likely was a Donald Trump supporter’s “emotional support snake” that happened to have gotten loose.

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