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Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Doll-Brothel.jpg 488w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Germany Opens World’s First All Sex Doll Brothel:  A bizarre sex-doll brothel named “Bordoll” has just opened in Germany, where patrons pay $101 per hour for a session and brothel management claims 70 percent of their patrons are repeat customers.  Good grief, sounds like even more jobs lost to robots.  On a positive note, if there’s a flood, these can probably also be used as a floatation device.  My only question is, does anyone know what the manufacturer’s recommended PSI for these dolls happens to be? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Mice.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />Mice With Human Brains Created in New Study:  Scientists have succeeded in implanting human brain cells into mice pups, which resulted in the animals growing a brain that was both human and rodent which researchers hope may one-day help them better understand how the human brain develops as well as provide replacement parts.  Despite having human brains, the mice were still apparently unable to speak and remained mute.  Finally, after trying numerous times, frustrated researchers decided to ask – “what’s the matter – cat got your tongue? 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Margo-Georgiadis.... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mattel CEO to Step Down After 14 Months:  Toy giant Mattel Inc. announced that CEO Margo Georgiadis has informed the board she will be stepping down to pursue a new opportunity in the technology sector.  At first, the board didn’t take her resignation seriously, until she finally had to ask them, “what’s it gonna take for you guys to realize I’m not toying around here?”

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