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ROTFL ft. Lil Jon Baba - Cats

ROTFL ft. Lil Jon Baba - Cats
Plays: 3624

Parody of "Shots" by LMFAO and Lil Jon'

Cats! (Lyrics)
If you not frisky ladies and gentleman,
Get ready to get fluffed up
Because we're singing a song
about cats ha ha
ROTFL
Lil Jon Baba
Hee-yah
All of the cataholics
Where you at?
Let's go

When I walk in the club
All eyes on me
Because my cat
Is a dope ass meme.
We drank dat milk
We love cat nip.
We getting crunk.
Let's claw some shit
Everybody meow!

Cats x a lot

Let me clean this litter

The ladies love us
When we post cats
But they ain't down
To Facebook chat
I'm feeling friskies
How bout you?
I'm a cat in the hat
I'm a pee in your shoe

Cats x a lot

If you ain't down with cat get the what off the net.
If you ain't filming cats, I ain't even gonna fret
And if you like pettin pussies, then you should have been vet
Now where my cataholics let me see ya claws up
What you posting on?

Thundacats!
Villain cats!
Cat with nipples
Jellow cats!
Kamikaze!
Three wise cats!
To hell wit dat
Get me a Persian!

Cats!

Biddy's on Facebook and they're ready for some cats. The women come around every time I'm posting cats. Their faces turn to frowns when I show em my tats. So now I'm at the parlor and I changed them all to cats!

If you feed em frisky's put your hands in the air!
And if your cat likes whiskey put your hands in the air.
Now say "My cats drunk!"
My cats drunk!"
But it's blowing up!
But it's blowing up!
It's blowing up!
It's blowing up!
Cats!

Meow x a lot.

Written by Joe Pontillo and John Babatsikos
Edited by SPooN and Joe Pontillo
Special thanks to Joe Messina, Dolly, and Methos.

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Cat Food Commercial GONE SEXUAL (ADVERSARIES No. 28)

Cat Food Commercial GONE SEXUAL (ADVERSARIES No. 28)
Plays: 6922

★THIS WEEK - "What Cats Want, a Cat Food Commercial GONE SEXUAL" - Just like Devour did for human food with "Food You Want To Fork," here's the cat food equivalent.
★It's not JUST a commercial! Peter and Ashleigh breakdown the ads that saturate our lives in ADVERSARIES - NEW Episodes Saturdays! ★BECOME A PATRON: http://patreon.com/petercoffin

★EPISODE 27: "Hatchimals New Year Charity Test Drive BLOWOUT" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_hndtXc2c&list=PL9oHQnEByWyXeSTT3Vm3oy...
★EPISODE 26: "Christmas Love, Actually" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XsoxvmLyY&list=PL9oHQnEByWyXeSTT3Vm3oy...

★WHAT IS ADVERSARIES? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyOLXfOin4&index=3&list=PL9oHQnEByWyXeS...

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★FROM SHEBA: "When cats turn on the charm, owners are powerless to resist. And a cat's charm is never more beautifully deployed than when they want SHEBA® PERFECT PORTIONS™ – the convenient way to serve them a fresh meal every time, with no leftovers."

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ADVERSARIES takes on a very strange ad campaign for SHEBA "What Cats Want." The SHEBA Brand, sells this "Perfect Portions" food and has a super weird cat food commercial where it's "gone sexual."
This cat commercial makes us question
what cats want Sheba? Is it Sheba? Really? I mean it's not even "cat food commercial funny" and they manage to taint the REO Speedwagon song "Cant Fight This Feeling Anymore." It's weird to do a cat food commercial 2016 with "cant fight this feeling" in it, but this cat food ad does it - and also implies someone wants to have relations with their cat. As far as cat food advertisements go, this is... Weird.

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