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Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children.jpg 846w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it’s only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like – do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android?  Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house?  And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1102w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher:  According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions.  Wow, Bon Appetite, guys!  Talk about “justice being served!”  Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him – they ALL did.  Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher – which seems kind of wasteful to me.  I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence:  After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.”  Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers.  I mean – come on!  If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them – just what is?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet

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Man’s Rectum Falls Out While Sitting on Toilet:  Doctors in China say a man had been sitting on the toilet for half an hour playing mobile phone games when his rectum fell out of his body.  Doctors caution that while they expect the man to make a full recovery, this is another example of how people can really end up losing their ass – if all they do is just sit around, playing video games all day.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/NASA-Photo-150x15... 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />NASA Spacecraft Takes Photos From 4 Billion Miles Away:  The NASA New Horizons spacecraft, which gave us close-ups of Pluto, has just set the record by taking a photograph of a star cluster while 3.79 billion miles from Earth – the farthest photograph ever taken.  Lead Trump science advisor and televangelist Jim Bakker says he has his doubts the picture is authentic and claims the image more like the right-front headlight of a 1954 DeSoto to him.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Serial-Killer.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neighbors Say Serial Killer Did Landscaping at Nearby Apartments:  Neighbors in Canada say they had no idea that a serial killer, accused of killing at least six people and stuffing them into planter boxes – also did work on nearby properties.  Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna McDaniel called it refreshing to learn that there’s actually violent criminals out there who are not associated with the White House staff.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Apple-iPhones.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down Older iPhones:  Apple has apologized to customers for deliberately slowing the performance of older iPhone models without those users’ consent.  This prompted mega-music service Spotify to apologize for trying to direct older people’s music selections toward slow songs.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/The-White-House-1... 150w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" />White House Is Infested With Rodents and Insects:  Documents obtained by NBC show the White House is heavily infested with ants, cockroaches and rodents.  Yea, and by all indications – they’ve been busy sucking out every bit of blood they can manage from decent, hardworking American taxpayers.

 

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-768x652.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/iPhone-X-1024x870... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

 

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

 

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Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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