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People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20

People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20:  Many are accusing Donald Trump of behaving like a banana republic dictator when he left his under-qualified, unelected socialite daughter to fill in for him during a G20 meeting.  While its true Ivanka is in fact unelected, I think it’s blatantly unfair to imply that she, or anyone else for that matter, is less qualified than her father.  On the other hand, I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume that up until about a week ago, Ivanka thought the G20 was a luxury car made by Infinity Motors.

 

Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now conveniently pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food by writing a bad check.

 

Financial Institutions Rejecting Porn Industry:  CNBC is reporting that many porn stars and porn execs are having difficulty getting loans and even opening up simple bank accounts.  With no other options available, many are using sperm banks instead.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

E-Mail To Trump Jr. Spoke Of Russian Plot To Aid Trump Campaign

E-Mail To Trump Jr. Spoke Of Russian Plot To Aid Trump Campaign:  According to a report from The New York Times, Donald Trump Jr. was told in an e-mail that a meeting to obtain information damaging to presidential rival Hillary Clinton was connected to intelligence gathered by the Russian government to help elect his father.  Ironically, sources say Eric Trump received the very same e-mail – but he still hasn’t quite figured out how to open it yet.

 

Two Studies Find Drinking More Coffee Leads to Longer Life:  In the most extensive studies on coffee and mortality to date, researchers surveyed more than 700,000 people in both the US and 10 European countries and found that drinking more coffee could significantly lower a person’s risk of mortality.  I couldn’t agree more!  In fact, at this point in my life, I figure about the only thing still keeping me alive is the Starbucks app on my iPhone.

 

New Zealand Develops First Vaccine Against Gonorrhoea:  Scientists in New Zealand say a vaccine has for the first time been shown to protect against the sexually transmitted infection gonorrhoea.  Good job!  Makes me want to put my hands together and clap, but I’m not certain that would be appropriate in this case.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Pilot Emergency Lands Hot Air Balloon in Alligator Pond

Pilot Emergency Lands Hot Air Balloon in Alligator Pond:  International Business Times is reporting that a hot air balloon, carrying 16 passengers and a pilot, was forced to make an emergency landing in an alligator-infested pond near Disney World in Orlando.  Well, bet that was a pleasant surprise for the gators to learn that breakfast is being flown in for them this morning.  I can see the gators asking “say, did anyone order a bucket of tourists, with an extra order of white folks?”

 

Judge Rules Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Unconstitutional:  A judge in Florida has ruled that the state’s updated “stand your ground” law, which required prosecutors to disprove a defendant’s self-defense case at pretrial hearings, is unconstitutional, setting up a showdown that could make its way to the state’s top court.  One thing’s for sure, in a state like Florida where sinkholes are constantly swallowing up everything from cars to houses, “standing your ground” can become rather difficult.  While I’m certainly no authority on the legality of “stand your ground” laws, I do know one thing – you definitely don’t wanna “grab your ground” during one of Florida’s crazy electrical storms.

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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