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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters-150x1... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too – even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects-15... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects.png 348w" sizes="(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" />Scientists Warn of Ecological Armageddon As Insect Numbers Drop:  Scientists say three-quarters of all flying insects in nature reserves across Germany have vanished in the last 25 years, which has serious implications for all life on Earth.  Really?  All I can say is, I sure haven’t seen that drop in my apartment.  Meanwhile, Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt claims the issue is that flying insects are having difficulty getting permission from air traffic controllers to take off and suggests the bugs might wanna consider using another form of transportation.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

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Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan-300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Lindsay-Lohan.jpeg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Lindsay Lohan Says We Need to Support Trump:  In an interview with the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan says she thinks its about time for people to support President Trump.  You know, when you think about all the craziness out there such as a world full of alternative facts, the hundreds of millions of illegal aliens who voted for Hillary Clinton and the horrific Bowling Green Massacre, its refreshing to hear the voices of sanity like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Stephen Baldwin and Dennis Rodman – reminding us about how important it is that we support our president.

 

Crocodile Bites Off Part of Man’s Testicle:  A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off – but he lost part of his testicle in the melee.  Crossing a crocodile-infested river with no pants on?  That really took some balls to do that!

 

Melania Trump Reportedly Unhappy with New Role as First Lady:  Its being reported that First Lady Melania Trump is extremely unhappy with the turn her life has taken since her husband was elected President of the United States.  On a positive note, its beginning to appear she may not have to put up with this misery very much longer.  Till then, she has access to all the Trump Vodka she wants.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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