Friday , 23 February 2018
News Alert!
  • Welcome to our new mobile friendly theme!
  • Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their joke or video!
  • Check out our awesome sharing options!
  • Click on the topic picture in a joke or video for more on that topic
  • Youtube import is working again!

Charlotte

How Recent: All Time
Staff Picks
My Comics
Show Everyting

Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Track-Palin.jpg 718w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence:  Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence, felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage.  Gee, I was just gonna remark “say it isn’t so,” but of course – that would be someone like Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Gene-Sequencing.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Now Have Tools to Bring Back Once Extinct Animals:  Because of new advances in gene sequencing technology, scientists are now able to bring back once-extinct species of animals such as the Tasmanian tiger and the woolly mammoth, but some wonder if its really such a good idea.  Now I don’t know about the Tasmanian tiger, but I am concerned about the consequences of bringing back the woolly mammoth.  After all, there’s quite a lot of people who are allergic to wool.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Jerry-Richardson.jpg 534w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jerry Richardson to Sell Carolina Panthers Amid Investigation:  Jerry Richardson announced he will sell his Charlotte-based NFL franchise at the end of the 2017 season amid reports that the 81-year-old NFL owner paid-out financial settlements to multiple former team employees over inappropriate behavior and comments.  Wow, an 81-year-old NFL owner who’s had a heart transplant sexually harassing his employees?  Now that’s some serious “fantasy football.”

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post Sarah Palin’s Son Track Arrested for Domestic Violence appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons

Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons:  Researchers have found that particles, once thought to have to originate from the same place, can actually come from different locations in the phenomena of “entanglement” – whereby particles can be separated by billions of light-years and be instantly affected by the quantum changes in one another.  Fine, but frankly at the moment – I’m more concerned about the “entanglement” of my frigg’n earphones than any proton particles.

 

UK Nursery Discovers Rare Carnivorous Plant Ate Bird:  A gardener at a popular UK nursery in Somerset thought he was working at a Little Shop of Horrors after discovering that one of his carnivorous pitcher plants had eaten a small bird.  All I can say is, its probably not a good idea to feed this plant Miracle-Gro.

 

Carl’s Jr. to Say Goodbye to Sexy Burger Ads:  Carl’s Jr. has decided to ax its racy, frat-boy hamburger commercials featuring barely dressed models and celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Charlotte McKinney – to put the focus more on food quality.  What scantily clad girls?  I just assumed people went to Carl’s Jr for the informative articles.  Makes sense though, because when people head over to Carl’s Jr, they’re thinking “food quality.”

Facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmailby feather

The post Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons appeared first on Rubbish In, Robish Out!.

Read More
Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
Laugh Blast!
jokes and videos in your inbox

Site Tip!

Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

Site Tip!

Did you know that comedians love it when you spread their jokes around? Check out our nifty share options () that help you help them at the bottom of each post.

Today's Featured Hot Topics

Most Popular