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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Arnold-Schwarzene... 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in TV Western for Amazon:  Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in Outrider, an Oklahoma western – set in back in late 1800’s and being developed by Amazon.  Now wait a minute – as if Native Americans didn’t have enough to deal with back in those days, now Amazon’s gonna inundate their ancestral homeland with former Austrian bodybuilders and multi-grain protein bars?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Refuses to Release Democrats’ Memo:  Shortly after President Trump released a Republican classified memo despite similar warnings about security implications, he has decided not to release the Democratic rebuttal, claiming it contains data too sensitive too release.  Wow, too sensitive to release?  Sounds like this memo must contain some actual facts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Bag-Ban.jpg 340w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Chicago Approves Ban On Plastic Shopping Bags:  With the backing of Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has become the latest U.S. city to approve a ban on plastic shopping bags.  Hell, given all the murders in Chicago, perhaps they ought to look into reusable body bags if they want to make a serious impact on the environment.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters-150x1... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Two-Sisters.jpg 355w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Still Claiming His Fake Renoir is Real:  Even though its been well documented that the real Renoir “Two Sisters (On The Terrace)” painting has been hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago since 1933, President Trump continues to insist that the one hanging in his New York apartment is real.  Yea, and I’m guessing he believes his Van Gogh self-portrait is real too – even though the ear was actually bitten off by Mike Tyson.  What tickles me is that he also seems to believe he’s a real president.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects-15... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Flying-Insects.png 348w" sizes="(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px" />Scientists Warn of Ecological Armageddon As Insect Numbers Drop:  Scientists say three-quarters of all flying insects in nature reserves across Germany have vanished in the last 25 years, which has serious implications for all life on Earth.  Really?  All I can say is, I sure haven’t seen that drop in my apartment.  Meanwhile, Trump EPA chief Scott Pruitt claims the issue is that flying insects are having difficulty getting permission from air traffic controllers to take off and suggests the bugs might wanna consider using another form of transportation.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Drinking-Alcohol-... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Drinking Alcohol Makes Learning New Language Easier:  A new study found that drinking a little drinking can help people struggling to learn a second language.  Hell, if that’s the case, then I’m guessing Charlie Sheen must be fluent in at least 10 languages by now.

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