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CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose whichever plan they can’t afford.  Which made me think, does anyone remember back when Republicans actually cared about the poor and middle class?  Neither do I.

 

US Reportedly Planning Decapitation Attack Against Kim Jong-un:  Its being reported in a South Korean publication that US Navy’s SEAL Team 6 is helping to plan a “decapitation attack” aimed at taking out Kim Jong-un and much of North Korea’s political leadership.  Sounds like a really great idea!  And I’m sure the Chinese will be right on board with that one.  I mean hell, it’s only been about a hundred years since Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated.  That ended pretty well.

 

Kellyanne Conway Warns of Microwave Spying:  In a recent interview, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway suggested that U.S. intelligence agents often spy on Americans using typical household appliances such as microwaves that can also be used as cameras.  Personally, I’m not all that concerned about my microwave, but I am becoming a little suspicious about my George Foreman Grill.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Robber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face

Robber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face:  San Francisco police say a robber is dead after his partner shot their victim in the face, but the bullet ricocheted off the victim’s face and struck the other robber dead.  All I can say is, its almost never a good idea trying to rob Clark Kent.

 

 

Remains of Wolf-Like Ancient Otter Discovered in China:  Researchers report that a wolf-like species of otter with large, powerful jaws and enlarged teeth who lived 6.6 million years ago has been discovered in southwestern China.  The creature is being described as “wolf-like” because the moment scientists laid eyes on it, their first thoughts were “my, what big eyes you have!”

 

New Data Show Mount Everest is Shrinking:  New data indicate that the world’s tallest peak, Mount Everest has shrunk by 3.2 feet, mostly due to recent seismic activity.  Hell, the way things are going, I figure even I could scale that puppy in another 2.1 million years.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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