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Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts

Trump Boasts He Has Higher Ratings Than 9/11 Broadcasts:  In a recent interview about his first 100 days in the White House, Donald Trump bragged that his “ratings” were higher than broadcasts of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.  Is it just me, or did the President of the United States just boast he is more popular than a terror attack?

 

Rat Meat Sold as Lamb in Latest China Food Scandal:  Chinese police have broken up a criminal ring accused of taking meat from rats and selling it as lamb in the country’s latest food safety scandal.  Guess that’s what can happen when food sellers don’t give a rat’s ass about what they sell.

 

Cat Ownership Not Linked to Mental Health Problems:  Previous research suggested that a parasite associated with cat ownership could be linked to certain mental disorders such as schizophrenia, but researchers claim they’ve found no link between cat ownership and the development of psychotic symptoms.  I don’t know about that – I’m pretty sure if you asked my cat, he’d tell you I’m a complete psycho!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare

CBO Says TrumpCare Means 24 Million More With No Healthcare:  The Congressional Budget Office has determined that the new House Republican proposal to rewrite federal healthcare law would throw 24 million people off of health insurance, raise premiums for older, low-income Americans, while at the same time [providing] $285 billion in tax breaks for the top two percent.  Yea, but the important thing to remember is that each of those 24 million people will now be free to choose whichever plan they can’t afford.  Which made me think, does anyone remember back when Republicans actually cared about the poor and middle class?  Neither do I.

 

US Reportedly Planning Decapitation Attack Against Kim Jong-un:  Its being reported in a South Korean publication that US Navy’s SEAL Team 6 is helping to plan a “decapitation attack” aimed at taking out Kim Jong-un and much of North Korea’s political leadership.  Sounds like a really great idea!  And I’m sure the Chinese will be right on board with that one.  I mean hell, it’s only been about a hundred years since Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated.  That ended pretty well.

 

Kellyanne Conway Warns of Microwave Spying:  In a recent interview, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway suggested that U.S. intelligence agents often spy on Americans using typical household appliances such as microwaves that can also be used as cameras.  Personally, I’m not all that concerned about my microwave, but I am becoming a little suspicious about my George Foreman Grill.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Cited for Numerous Serious Food Safety Violations:  Donald Trump’s exclusive Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago, country club where he has been routinely entertaining world leaders with dinner and diplomacy, has just been cited again for a number of serious food safety violations by restaurant inspectors, making it whopping 78 health violations in the last 3 years.

 

Uh-oh, sounds we’ve got ourselves another swamp that needs to be drained.  In his defense, who knew running a resort could be so complicated?  I mean what do they expect for a $200,000 membership and $100+ meals?  Food safety too?  Hell, any more safety violations and they may as well go ahead and shoot the next season of “Survivor” right there on location at Mar-A-Lago restaurant.

 

What the hell!  Did Trump University open up a culinary school?  Anyway, guess that pretty much explains why Trump always orders his steaks well done.  “Waiter – I’ll have the Sushi-Salmonella.  And is it possible to get the hair on the side please?”  I joke, but its all part of the President’s grand plan to “Make America GAG Again!”

 

And rumor has it Chinese President Xi Jinping was none too happy about being charged à la carte when he dined there.  They must be using some of those “alternative” food safety practices.  Ah – but no problem, taxpayers’ll pick up the tab to get the facility compliant.

 

One thing’s for sure, when voters in Florida say “Trump makes me sick,” they mean it literally.  I mean, why bother dropping bombs on Syria when you can just invite Bashar al-Assad over for dinner?  I hear the Mar-a-Lago “Death by Chocolate” is to die for.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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