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Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon:  Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

 

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence.  So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

 

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump.  Yet another wasted effort I guess.  My question is, why bother with a flyover?  Why not just open up a Google Earth app?

 

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying.  I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people.  I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

 

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians – its transgenders serving in the military.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles:  Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.”  Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.

 

Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs:  The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs.  Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.

 

Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada:  A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them.  You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks

Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks: The National Institutes of Health is in the process of starting a $100 million industry-backed clinical trial to test for the first time whether or not a drink a day really does prevent heart attacks.  You mean to tell me they’re spending $100 million for just one drink a day?  Where the hell are they buying these drinks anyway – Trump Tower?

 

CDC Says Poor Sleep Can Lead to Alzheimer’s:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calls disrupted sleep a “public health problem,” because of its close association with a higher risk of Alzheimer’s and other types of dementia.  So for all of you who can’t remember the last time you had a good night’s sleep, now you know why.

 

Volvo Plans to Electrify All Its Cars By 2019:  Volvo, now under Chinese ownership, announced plan that all new models of its cars starting in 2019 will be equipped with an electric motor, marking the end of the solely combustion powered engine at the automaker.  Not to be outdone, famous lounge chair manufacturer La-Z-Boy announced starting early next year, they will only make “electric chairs.”

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