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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores are getting desperate for customers, but kidnapping a family by gunpoint and forcing them to shop at Target has to be about the worst marketing strategy ever.

 

Tick-Borne Diseases on the Rise in the US:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), ticks and dangerous tick-borne illnesses are on the rise all over the US.  The CDC warns the situation has become so widespread that in some areas, even the tick-tock of grandfather clocks has become affected.

 

New Evidence of Cat Domestication Found in China:  Archaeologists in China have unearthed the first clear evidence of cats living among humans as semi-domesticated mousers about 5300 years ago.  Scientists say they hope to one day use this data to reconstruct what life must have been like for cats before they came to prominence on YouTube and Facebook.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Makes Craziest Statement About Panama Canal

Trump Makes Craziest Statement About Panama Canal:  President Trump raised eyebrows during a White House meeting with Panamanian President Juan Carlos Varela when he said “the Panama Canal is doing quite well, I think we did a good job building it.”

 

Is it just me, or did Trump just kinda/sorta try and take credit for the Panama Canal?  I assume from this point on in the Red States, it’ll be forever known as the Trump Canal.  Must be part of those infrastructure upgrades he promised during the campaign.  Wonder if he was able to get Panama to pay for it?

 

That said, I’ve gotta at least give him credit for knowing the Panama Canal is in Panama.  Can’t wait for his thoughts on Grant’s Tomb.  On the other hand, can we expect an international incident if the Egyptians visit and he takes credit for the pyramids or implies the Chinese ripped off his idea when they built the Great Wall?

 

Anyway, my feeling is that while the Panama Canal is certainly a nice canal, its not nearly as nice as the one Trump had built over at Guadalcanal.  I believe he even kept a diary while the thing was being built.

 

But all kidding aside, if your elderly parents regularly uttered insane things like this, wouldn’t you think its time to get them professional help?  And the best part is – he has his tiny, little fingers on that big red button.  I mean, at this point – even Putin and the Russians have to be thinking “what the hell have we done?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles

Scientists Teleport Particle Hundreds of Miles:  Paving the way for more ambitious and futuristic breakthroughs, a team of Chinese scientists have for the first time “teleported” a photon hundreds of miles using a process known as “quantum entanglement.”  Scientists say that of all the possible applications for this new technology, perhaps the most exciting is the potential impact something like this could have on future pizza delivery.

 

Hoarder With History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolf Dogs:  The remains of an elderly woman who spent decades abusing animals were found inside her western Kentucky home and authorities believe that the parts of her body not found were consumed by some of her 50 pet wolf dogs.  Perhaps adding to the tragedy is the fact that her death means the local Walmart just lost another paying customer.

 

Pot-Infused Coffee Pods for Sale in Nevada:  A company named Brewbudz is now offering a line of THC-infused K-cup pods in Nevada for Keurig-style coffee makers with a bit of cannabis laced into them.  You can bet that’ll make your ears perk up next time someone asks you “I’m brewing a ‘pot’ of coffee, would you like some?”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks

Clinical Trail Looks Into Alcohol Preventing Heart Attacks: The National Institutes of Health is in the process of starting a $100 million industry-backed clinical trial to test for the first time whether or not a drink a day really does prevent heart attacks.  You mean to tell me they’re spending $100 million for just one drink a day?  Where the hell are they buying these drinks anyway – Trump Tower?

 

CDC Says Poor Sleep Can Lead to Alzheimer’s:  The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calls disrupted sleep a “public health problem,” because of its close association with a higher risk of Alzheimer’s and other types of dementia.  So for all of you who can’t remember the last time you had a good night’s sleep, now you know why.

 

Volvo Plans to Electrify All Its Cars By 2019:  Volvo, now under Chinese ownership, announced plan that all new models of its cars starting in 2019 will be equipped with an electric motor, marking the end of the solely combustion powered engine at the automaker.  Not to be outdone, famous lounge chair manufacturer La-Z-Boy announced starting early next year, they will only make “electric chairs.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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