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Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-Eating-Fri... 612w" sizes="(max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px" />Trump Bodyguard Frequently Sent on McDonald’s Runs:  Because the White House kitchen staff often couldn’t match the satisfaction of a quarter-pounder with cheese (no pickles, extra ketchup) and a fried apple pie, Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller was frequently dispatched to head down to the New York Avenue McDonald’s on a stealth fast food run.  So, he has the best chefs in the navy at his disposal – ready to prepare anything he wants 24/7 – and he still prefers McDonald’s?  This poses the question, which comes first – the heart attack or the impeachment?  Luckily for Trump, he’s still gonna have great health insurance – even after the Republicans take it away from the rest of us.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chinese-Pottery.jpg 1183w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Oldest Known Pottery Found in China:  Archaeologists say pottery fragments found in a south China cave have been confirmed to be 20,000 years old, making them the oldest known pottery in the world.  Scientists caution that while the pottery is historically significant, it shouldn’t be considered microwave safe.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Tampon-Bombers.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons:  A Pennsylvania couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief for attempting to blow up a Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them.  Police warn that had the couple been successful, the situation could have quickly turned into a blood-bath.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Actors Were Warned Senior Bush Gets Pretty Handsy

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bush-Groping.jpg 628w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Actors Were Warned Senior Bush Gets Pretty Handsy:  Following actress Heather Lind’s groping revelation, another woman came forward to claim she was also groped by former President George H.W. Bush, prompting “Hunchback of Notre Dame” cast members to divulge that actors were actually warned beforehand that the former president could get “handsy.”  Handsy?  I’ll say!  Hell, its beginning to sound like George H.W. Bush is actually short for “George Hands Wander Bush.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Doesnt-Use-Intern... 750w" sizes="(max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px" />Winona Ryder Claims She Doesn’t Use the Internet:  In an interview with Elle, Winona Ryder claimed that she doesn’t even use the internet.  I get where she’s coming from on that.  I mean, how you supposed to shoplift anything from Amazon.Com?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chinese Doctors Grow New Nose on Injured Man’s Forehead:  A Chinese man who suffered irreparable nasal trauma in a traffic accident has been growing a new nose on his forehead for the last nine months that will eventually be transplanted to replace his injured nose.  The man reports that about the only negative thing he’s experienced so far is people frequently asking him if they can “pick his brain.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price-768x687... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Roy-Price.jpg 905w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations:  Amazon Studio head Roy Price has resigned amid allegations that he sexually harassed a producer of one of the company’s most high-profile shows.  Amazon officials boasted that, because of the company’s popular Amazon Prime service, they were able to ship Price’s ass the hell out in as little as one business day.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Chinas-Space-Lab.jpg 660w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />China’s Massive Space Lab Will Soon Crash to Earth:  Chinese officials have confirmed that they have lost control of their 8/12 ton space lab and that it soon crash somewhere down to Earth in the latter half of this year.  Oh yeah, well if it falls down on top of me – I’ll sue.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/BKvWW2ECMAAwAti.jpg 550w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Giant Panda Gives Birth In Washington Zoo:  A giant panda has given birth to a cub at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington – though zoo staff say it’s not immediately clear who the father may be.  Zoo officials say they’ll need to wait for test results to come back before they can completely rule out former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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