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Justin Bieber Turned Down $5 Million to Play Republican Convention

Justin BieberJustin Bieber Turned Down $5 Million to Play Republican Convention:  Bankrolled by GOP donors, Republicans reportedly offered Justin Bieber $5 million to play a 45-minute set at a venue near where the convention was held, but he turned them down.  The deal reportedly went sour after Trump told Bieber that he’ll insist the Mexicans pay for it.  And while I’m no fan of Trump and company, I’m not sure I could have turned down $5 million.  Guess its a good thing I can’t sing.  Hell, for that kind of money, perhaps they should have contacted Hillary, she’s been known to accept speaking engagements if the price is right.

 

Krispy KremeOrlando Cops Mistake Man’s Doughnut Glaze for Meth:  A Florida man is suing the Orlando Police Department for false arrest after a police officer mistook his Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze for methamphetamine.  Makes you wonder how something like this can happen?  You’d think if anyone would be able to identify a donut, it would be a cop.  That said, I guess its not too surprising when you consider that cops mistake Krispy Kreme donuts for food all the time.  I wonder if any of the “evidence” ever made it back to the station?

 

ChipotleChipotle to Open Burger Restaurant:  Chipotle Mexican Grill announced they will soon be opening their first burger restaurant.  When asked to explain the move, a Chipotle spokesperson said “because sometimes spreading E.coli through tacos and burritos just isn’t enough.”

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