Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years: Unsatisfied with Nasa’s current plans to get humans on the Red Planet sometime in the 2030s, President Trump announced he wants people on Mars by the end of his first term, in three-and-a-half years. Wonder if Trump realizes that Mars is know as the “Red Planet,” not the “Orange Planet?” The way things are going, Trump would spend billions of our tax dollars sending people to Mars and as soon as they land, the first thing they see is a Yuge statue of Kim Jong Un.
Elderly Man Spray Painting “No Kids” in Seniors-Only Community: Police now suspect it was another elderly man who behind the spray painting of a 63-year-old Florida man’s car in a seniors-only gated community with the message “NO KIDS,” after the man babysitted his 4-year-old granddaughter a couple of times. Every time I hear about people committing crimes like this – I can’t help but think “where are parents?”
Chocolate Consumption Linked to Nobel Prizes: A new study has found that countries with the highest consumption of chocolate also have the most Nobel Prize winners. I don’t buy it. I mean, simple logic tells you that if there really was a relationship between chocolate consumption and the Nobel Prize, wouldn’t nearly all Nobel Prizes be awarded to women?
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