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Many Americans Believe Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows

Many Americans Believe Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows:  According to a recent survey, seven percent of all Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, with yet another 48 percent having no idea where chocolate milk comes from at all.

 

Gee, talk about your basic “how now brown cow!”  Actually, I’m not surprised 7 percent of Americans are this stupid,  I follow elections.  Frankly, I’m more concerned that the people working in Trump’s USDA believe this is where chocolate milk comes from.

 

Of course researchers are quick to point out that many people living in the US are “agriculturally illiterate” these days, however, its my opinion that people who actually believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows are not really “agriculturally illiterate,” they’re frigg’n morons.

 

Good grief, I don’t even wanna ask where these people think whipped cream comes from.  I mean, by this logic – powdered milk must come from dehydrated cows, while sour cream comes from angry, bitter, pissed off cows.  I wonder where these folks think babies come from?  Never mind, I’m sure they’ll say “condom malfunctions.”  Anyway, one thing’s for sure, after reading this – I’ll never look at chocolate milk the same way again.

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