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Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures:  The Huffington Post is reporting that Fox News host Eric Bolling sexted pictures of male genitalia to at least three female colleagues.  Gee, I’ve heard of butt failing, but not dick dialing.  Ironically, those who’ve seen the pics described it as looking somewhat like a man’s penis, only much smaller.  Now the question remains, could this possibly be the “Bolling Green Massacre” Kellyanne Conway was referring to some time ago?

 

A Close Mountain Encounter With a Timber Wolf:  I was out hiking in the Santa Monica mountains earlier today when I came upon what I thought was a very large coyote down by the creek.  As I got closer, I could see it wasn’t a coyote at all, but a wolf – perhaps a timber wolf.  Then, as I approached even closer, I could see that while it was indeed a wolf – it was not a timber wolf – I knew this because it wasn’t real timber.  Turned out, it was just a laminate wolf.  Come on, what the hell do you expect – this is LA.

 

Dunkin Donuts May Drop Donuts From Their Name:  Locked in a battle with coffeehouse giant Starbucks and people seeking healthier choices, iconic Dunkin Donuts is considering dropping “donuts” from their name and becoming simply “Dunkin.”  Really, then what the hell are we supposed to be dunkin?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment

Eric Bolling Tweets Response to Suspension on Sex-Harassment:  Fox News host and contributor Eric Bolling tweeted his appreciation to those who’ve supported him after he was suspended from Fox for sexting and harassing female colleagues.  A grateful Bolling tweeted “Overwhelmed by all the support I have received.  Thank you.  Look forward to sending each and every one of you a close-up pic of my junk asap.”

 

Pot Worth $85 Million Found Near Camp Grounds on Federal Land:  Authorities said they have eradicated more than 27,000 marijuana plants in the past week with a potential street value of about $85 million on U.S. Forest Service land in Santa Barbara County.  All I can say is, I’ve obviously been going to the wrong camp grounds.  All I ever seem to find are empty beer cans and used condoms.

 

Ohio State Scientists Find New Way to Heal Wounds:  Scientists at Ohio State University say they’ve developed a new method called Tissue Nanotransfection (TNT) for healing wounds which involves placing a small chip about the size of a cuff link onto the site of a wound which reprograms the cell’s DNA or RNA – therefore promoting healing.  Excellent idea!  I mean, why settle for a lousy band-aid when there’s a $10,000 medical procedure available?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars

Republican Asks NASA About Ancient Civilizations on Mars:  California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is vice chairman of the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, asked members of a NASA panel this week if there had been ancient civilizations on Mars.  Congressman Rohrabacher, don’t you realize that its dumb questions like that which make all the aliens who live on the dark side of the moon wanna mock us out?

 

Coyotes Said to Be Moving Into Santa Monica:  Wildlife officials say coyotes have strayed from their usual comfort zone deep in the Santa Monica Mountains and have set up a new home near the city’s southern border around Ocean Park Boulevard and 25th Street.  Yea, well I wish them lots of luck trying to find any parking in that neighborhood.

 

Judge Halts Auction of Madonna’s Intimate Items:  The New York Times reports that a judge has halted an auction featuring 22 items previously belonging to singer Madonna, including a breakup letter from Tupac Shakur, a hairbrush which still contains some of the singer’s hair and a previously worn pair of her underwear – after the singer filed an emergency court order.  I don’t know about the other items, but I say its just wrong to try and sell Madonna’s old underwear.  Hell, something like that needs to be donated to science.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job

Kellyanne Conway Tells People Losing Medicaid to Just Get a Job:  In a recent interview with ABC, Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway says those who lose their Medicaid coverage under the proposed Republican Healthcare Plan should just go out and find a job that provides health insurance instead.

 

Do you ever get impression that the whole GOP playbook is right out of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” – only it never gets to the point where they have an epiphany and become a good person.  I mean, Kellyanne has to be just a nickname.  I’m sure her real name must be something like “Kelly Antoinette.”

 

Its funny, but the more I hear people of her ilk talking about Medicare – the more I become convinced that they don’t even have the slightest idea what the hell Medicare is.  Frankly, instead of spouting her venom all over the TV day and night, I wish she’d just go back to running that meth lab we all know she has hidden away down her basement.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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