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Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt

ShoesJapanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt:  Police say that a Japanese man attempted, but failed, to kill a woman colleague he was stalking by putting a deadly poison in one of her shoes.  Oh, the agony of de feet.  Guess their relationship started off on the wrong foot.  

 

Study Links 25,000 US Deaths to Sugary Drinks:  In a paper presented to the American Heart Association, researchers report that they have linked 25,000 obesity-related deaths in the US to sugary drinks.  On a positive note, most of them are the type of people regularly seen on Jerry Springer and Reality TV shows.

 

Missle DefenseU.S. to Add Missiles on West Coast:  Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel announced that the U.S. will be building up its missile-defense system on the West Coast in response to threats from North Korea.  This isn’t gonna please Hollywood who insist that the money could be much better spent on a wrinkle-defense system.

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